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Post your funny security gimmicks
Violeta Offline

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#1
11-13-2025, 04:25 AM
Tittle, send your fun gimmicks you have on security.
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#2
11-13-2025, 04:35 AM
Sitting in a checkpoint with a newspaper, unfold it and eyebrow anything that walks by
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#3
11-13-2025, 02:54 PM
Monkey with a shotgun
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11-14-2025, 07:12 AM
Penalizing minor crimes with writing a paragraph about why you're sorry and will never ever do it again
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11-15-2025, 04:54 AM
Riot officer so I use the riot launcher and paint rounds.
It's hilarious when the clown does a minor annoyance and I go: RIOTER HALT! and he gets painted.
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11-16-2025, 10:41 AM
Drivers license test for clown car
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demineca Offline

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#7
Shocked  12-03-2025, 11:30 PM (This post was last modified: 12-03-2025, 11:30 PM by demineca.)
(11-13-2025, 02:54 PM)BadShot Wrote: Monkey with a shotgun
kidding?
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BadShot Offline

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Yesterday, 01:53 PM
(12-03-2025, 11:30 PM)demineca Wrote:
(11-13-2025, 02:54 PM)BadShot Wrote: Monkey with a shotgun
kidding?

No, legit

I am the monkey with a (taser) shotgun
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Yesterday, 02:10 PM
Old man security guard with one day left till retirement.
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