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Post your funny security gimmicks - Violeta - 11-13-2025

Tittle, send your fun gimmicks you have on security.


RE: Post your funny security gimmicks - ZodiaDecius - 11-13-2025

Sitting in a checkpoint with a newspaper, unfold it and eyebrow anything that walks by


RE: Post your funny security gimmicks - BadShot - 11-13-2025

Monkey with a shotgun


RE: Post your funny security gimmicks - Deucimas - 11-14-2025

Penalizing minor crimes with writing a paragraph about why you're sorry and will never ever do it again


RE: Post your funny security gimmicks - Kotlol - 11-15-2025

Riot officer so I use the riot launcher and paint rounds.
It's hilarious when the clown does a minor annoyance and I go: RIOTER HALT! and he gets painted.


RE: Post your funny security gimmicks - Silent Majority - 11-16-2025

Drivers license test for clown car


RE: Post your funny security gimmicks - demineca - 12-03-2025

(11-13-2025, 02:54 PM)BadShot Wrote: Monkey with a shotgun
kidding?


RE: Post your funny security gimmicks - BadShot - 12-04-2025

(12-03-2025, 11:30 PM)demineca Wrote:
(11-13-2025, 02:54 PM)BadShot Wrote: Monkey with a shotgun
kidding?

No, legit

I am the monkey with a (taser) shotgun


RE: Post your funny security gimmicks - Taylorstar - 12-04-2025

Old man security guard with one day left till retirement.