post your favorite ways to die

[Megapaco]

Chair gib, my beloved...

[KikiMofo]

TTVs or a gun fight

[The]

Empowered superfart

[JOELED]

My favourite way as a roach to die is during a goof.  ESPECIALLY if its a secoff or meddoc who is goofing, and completely underestimated how much brute damage I'll take from the goofing around.  Dying from that, them realizing, THEN them realizing I'm puritan always makes me laugh. I love dying in this game

[klushy225]

falling out the shuttle is always great

[ju45he]

Getting hiveminded by a ling on a higherpop server, since there are actually enough people for it to be fun and even if the ling isn't doing anything you've got people to talk to.

[Snoid]

my favorite mundane and common way to die for me is putting fabric (or any other mat thats just white) in the electroplater and jumping in there. creates a statue of you that isnt color modified, which means it just looks like you. ive had people try to talk to my statue before and its pretty funny. one time i setup a sign in the hall that said ASK SNOID ANYTHING, turned myself into a fabric statue, and pulled myself over there as ghostdrone. many people asked me questions, none got an answer

my favorite less common way to die is to have some fucked up combo of chems eviscerate me

[Zamujasa]

"pull my finger" + empowered superfart

[Garash]

- Airlock suicide, love getting to run around like a headless chicken.
- "Too Fast Too Furious" medal

[freedo5]

Swarmed by mobs, be it monkey or someone playing with syndicate capsules

[Durand]

Some 2 years ago we were just two stoked dudes that wanted to do some telescience, it ended like a scene from a movie, after a long and hard fought battle, with my buddy dead at my feet i stumble to see my reward and perish reminiscing about the last 80 minutes of adventures we had as the last breaths left my body.

Or the time i've been poisoned -> stabbed -> hypnotized -> borged -> and finally grinded to metal dust in the crusher.

[Kateaclysm]

Watched someone latejoin as a stowaway tourist directly into a chest being actively sent out the cargo mass driver. They got about 15 seconds to wake up, realize what was going on, and scream "HELP" over general before being tossed into the crusher.

[klushy225]

D: that's so sad!

[The ailman]

Sliping into the crusher
Slipping unto a hotwired electrified door
Slipping under a vending machine
Slipping while I juggle THREE TTVs
Slipping on a bible

Basically: RUN! ---> SLIP ---> PUNCHILINE OF DEATH!