Ideas of questionable quality

[Mouse]

bee bites should not inflict histamine, Bee stings inflict histamine, bee stings kill the bee.

Yeah but these are genetically modified space bees, maybe their stingers are tougher like a wasps

pretty sure examining them mentions that their stings aren't barbed and consequently can be reused

For normal ones it mentions they're genetically modified and are popular, big ones mention the stinger is formed of keratin instead of being a modified ovipositor, so yeah pretty much

also thinking about it they look a bit more like bumblebees than honey bees and the former don't have barbed stingers anyways

[NOOT]

destruction of the armory apc should disable the outer armory turrets too.

[Mouse]

just as the heads of staff have a unique item in their office for antags/spies/bored staffies to steal, so should the clown have a unique item in the clown hole for stealing

perhaps a law degree or unpublished novel or something along those lines

[Kotlol]

just as the heads of staff have a unique item in their office for antags/spies/bored staffies to steal, so should the clown have a unique item in the clown hole for stealing

perhaps a law degree or unpublished novel or something along those lines

"Defective Clown shoes"
These shoes don't squeek when walk, has a hole in it and is even harder to walk in. 
A REAL REPLICA  SET OF THE FOUNDER OF SPACE COMEDY!

[Goat_Real]

just as the heads of staff have a unique item in their office for antags/spies/bored staffies to steal, so should the clown have a unique item in the clown hole for stealing

perhaps a law degree or unpublished novel or something along those lines

The legendary banana that's sometimes in maintenance random rooms. Remove that random room and put a glass pedestal in the clown room with the legendary peel. It will look like the captain's antique gun case but with the banana

[RelentlessGarbage]

Wielding a baseball bat allows you to see ghosts, with the message "You feel a faint urge to purify the world". You can see ghost chat more often, but it comes out as annoying "ha"s and gratuitous Japanese characters, and the ghosts all look like surreal crayon monster drawings with weird names.

Hey, I'm reviving this idea from literal years ago. Hope you don't mind.

Have an A-Zone location that is a direct reference to the purified zones in OFF. Everything is drained of color, and hostile spectral creatures lurk around. If you manage to kill one, though, they drop a ton of money, and they respawn infinitely, so it's the perfect spot for robust spacemen to farm money. The area contains an "Ashley Bat," which is an above-average blunt melee weapon that deals 5 times as much damage against manifested wraiths, possessed soulsteel/hauntium objects, ghostdrones, and any other ghostly entities/critters. The enemies in the area also drop "Lucky Lottery Tickets," which are single-use items that instantly heal 20 BRUTE, BURN, TOX, and OXY damage, and can stack up to 99.

[Emimiyu]

On RP, if all of your organs, including the brains, are synth organs, you should be able to photosynthesize. You will fill up your hunger meter near a UV lamp, ocean tiles, or a window near a space tile with a cost of your thirst bar. If you also have synthlimbs, you can fill up the thirst bar by getting splashed with water.

[RelentlessGarbage]

...if all of your organs, including the brains, are synth organs...

I guess that would make this a kuzuperson-exclusive thing, then. Still, a neat idea!

[NOOT]

remove the boxes of counter rev implanters from sec, and scale the number of counter rev implanters in sectechs to the server population. lowpop revs can get stomped purely on secs own supply, and highpop revs relies very heavily on cargo for any high quantity of implants. this would both make raiding security for the implants in the sectechs early game more incentivized, it would also reduce the reliance on cargo for highpop rev rounds.

[BatElite]

Since crayons have text scaling support already, make it so high-pressure larynx writes at 1,5x scale

[Mouse]

given that you can substitute forks for saws in surgery you should logically be able to substitute saws for forks in eating

[Dhaidburt]

given that you can substitute forks for saws in surgery you should logically be able to substitute saws for forks in eating

with doctors having a worse chance of eating with saws and everyone else paridoxically having a better chance of eating with saws

[Kotlol]

Juggling saws and sharp objects as a clown now has a chance of ....well can you imagine?

[BatElite]

Random event that turns the chapel (or if you're feeling spicy, a random department) into a sanctuary for a while

[babayetu83]

give food poisoning a duration or something, there's no reason why taking a single bite out of an undercooked sandwich should turn you into a puke factory forever until you take chicken soup or sleep