Overheard On The Station (And Elsewhere)

[BlackPhoenix]

Alberto Zaun [145.9] asks, "ryan you adrwinf he minin ship?"

Guys what do you think it means?

I think he is yelling at someone in a mini-pod.

Maybe...maybe...I was thinking he was speaking to some martian ambassadors.

[UrsulaMejor]

Code:

DEAD: Ghost (Kyla Linton) moans, "well, we numbered a dead guy, a telescientist, a crazy bee lady and a guy full of bombs"
DEAD: Ghost (Kyla Linton) wails, "the odds were not in our favor for anything but glorious death"

[Preid]

Zharkov Demens [145.9] says, "On the off chance they weren't killed, GODDAMMIT CHEMISTS"

[Klayboxx]

M.I.C.R.O.W.A.V.E. [145.9] states, "Who wants a hot pocket"

Chef Buttes [145.9] says, "I've renamed the AI to something that is exactly the same as its previous name"

nvidia graphics card [145.9] states, "Alright then

[Bandit]

Arnold Rimmer [145.9] says, "Wizard mucking about near the chapel"
Bonk-Tech Overlord says, "You guys find the disk yet"
Arnold Rimmer [145.9] stammers, "Wzzarrdd cchuuckiinng hhaapplaaiinn oouuuut tthhee mmaaaassssss ddrrrriiiivvr.."

[Convair880]

Conor The Doomed has added Official Caution - Conor The Doomed to the toilet!
Conor The Doomed flushes the toilet.
Conor The Doomed [148.9] says, "OOPS"
Conor The Doomed [148.9] says, "I FLUSHED THE FINE DOWN THE TOILET"

[Goton564]

Murray-272 beeps, "AND IF YOU LOOK TO--DOOFUS ALERT! COMPLETE DOOFUS DETECTED! ALERT! ALERT! DOOFUS! DOOOOOFUS!!"

Murray-272 points to Luis Smith

[Rob Stark]

M.I.C.R.O.W.A.V.E. [145.9] states, "Who wants a hot pocket"

Chef Buttes [145.9] says, "I've renamed the AI to something that is exactly the same as its previous name"

nvidia graphics card [145.9] states, "Alright then

That was pretty funny when I saw that.

[Xeram]

M.I.C.R.O.W.A.V.E. [145.9] states, "Who wants a hot pocket"

Chef Buttes [145.9] says, "I've renamed the AI to something that is exactly the same as its previous name"

nvidia graphics card [145.9] states, "Alright then

Later we made it a Intel Pentium.

It couldn't proccess a math question.

[FrontlineAcrobat4]

Virgil Watson (as Dr. Katznelson) asks, "Does the meth make us more robust?"

[Readster]

OOC: Sundance420: Unfortunately for the syndies, nobody noticed because we were too busy marrying a keg.

I was hosting said wedding. It was very traumatic all the way through.

[VictorMAngoStein]

A goonstation wedding? Please tell me someone saved the chatlog and can give it its own thread.

[Readster]

A goonstation wedding? Please tell me someone saved the chatlog and can give it its own thread.

The wedding never actually happened. The bride was kidnapped and by the time we got her back the station was nuked.

[BruceHenke]

Galactic Unity Update


Meteor Alert


Class 1 meteor shower approaching from all directions. Impact in three minutes.



DEAD: Ghost (Bruce Hunt) wails, "class one"
DEAD: Ghost (Bruce Hunt) laments, "boring"
DEAD: Ghost (Bruce Hunt) moans, "class 50 please"

YOUR SARCASM HAS ANGERED THE GREAT SPACE OWL

DEAD: Ghost (Bruce Hunt) moans, "uh oh"

Galactic Unity Update


Meteor Alert


Class 50 meteor shower approaching from all directions. Impact in three minutes.


DEAD: Ghost (Bruce Hunt) wails, "heh"
DEAD: ADMIN(Wonkmin) says, "Hoot hoot motherflippes"

[Katznelson]

Sparks fly out of Ghost's eyes!
Ghost states, "I can't live a life like this!--FZZZT"
You stuff Ghost into the Lay-Z Chef Prison Food Chute!
Dr. Katznelson stuffs Ghost into the Lay-Z Chef Prison Food Chute!

Dr. Katznelson says, "Wait"
Dr. Katznelson asks, "Was that a real ghost or a cyborg?"

DEAD: Ghost (Ghost) grumps, "I've been made into prison food cause someone thought I was a real ghost"
DEAD: Ghost (Dr. Katznelson) wails, "Yeah I am sorry"
DEAD: Ghost (Dr. Katznelson) moans, "That was funny though"
DEAD: Ghost (Ghost) wails, "You're sick"