Overheard On The Station (And Elsewhere)

[Hard Boiled]

Code:

Greater generic space-bee twerks his stinger

And the next round, I was a Fried Hard Boiled Cake.

[Darkchis]

Liam Poley asks, "Uhm... Just checking... did I accidentally just send a pepperoni golem to the Bridge?"

Dear god.

[Cogwerks]

Osborne Sutton says, "telescience you just warped a pig into the combustion chamber"

Baltimore Jones [145.9] says, "TELL THAT DAMN DUCK TO SHUT THE FUCK UP."

[TheRedScare]

Percival Millhouse says, "Oh god I turn into a random shrub every time I move."

Later that round.

A MLG Spacepirate attacks Collin Johnson in the chest with the cyalume saber!

[Readster]

Skylar Henry exclaims, "SP ESS LION!"
Skylar Henry says, "IN DEATH YOU ARE MAJESTIC."

[Morphing_Dwarf]

Virgil Watson says, "Son, I've seen spacemen thirty times the man you are go through that course and end up tomato soup. If you ask me, you don't stand a snowballs chance in hell."
Jacob Dwarfe says, "It's gonna be beutiful"


This all took place in the thunderdome, where I was trying to make it through a maze of gibbers and those little pushy plate things... I did in fact die. Horribly. Painfully. AND BEAUTIFULLY.

[Mosheninkov]

DEAD: Ghost (Reggie Miller) laments, "just to let everyone know, you CAN'T catch butcher knives "

[Readster]

DEAD: Ghost (Reggie Miller) laments, "just to let everyone know, you CAN'T catch butcher knives "

Mystery solved!

[Cogwerks]

Rube Richter says, "they gave me a morphine addiction, put me in cardiac arrest, and were beating me with my own legs"

[FrontlineAcrobat4]

OOC: CaptainBravo: i think my mouse is going terminal because it's getting harder and harder to get clicks off
OOC: Frontline Acrobat 4: Bravo you are slipping
OOC: CaptainBravo: i'll slip u, fat boy

Vaughn Moon punches Rube Potter!
Vaughn Moon knocks down Rube Potter!
Rube Potter [145.9] says, "I hea--UGH"
Rube Potter says, "I hea--UGH"
Vaughn Moon throws the pipe bomb.
Rube Potter has been hit by the pipe bomb.
the pipe bomb explodes!
You are struck by shrapnel!

DEAD: Ghost (Rube Potter) wails, "Welp"

[CaptainBravo]

i got owned

you forgot our fight at the start of the round(haha "fight," yeah right) and me taunting you out of your QM cubbyhole:

Rube Potter says, "Yes but my agents said not to"
Vaughn Moon punches Rube Potter!
Vaughn Moon knocks down Rube Potter!
Rube Potter says, "I hea--UGH"
Kiki Kolana [145.9] says, "Rube is dead"
Rube Potter [145.9] says, "Fuck you Moon"
Vaughn Moon [145.9] says, "you got wrecked"

Vaughn Moon [145.9] says, "come fight me rube"
Vaughn Moon [145.9] says, "we'll settle this like men or very angsty children"

[time]

Rube Potter says, "Hi"
Vaughn Moon glares.
Rube Potter says, "What"
Vaughn Moon gives Rube Potter the double deuce!
Rube Potter says, "dont look at me"
Rube Potter says, "THATS IT"
Rube Potter punches Vaughn Moon!
You have been protected from a hit to the chest.
Vaughn Moon punches Rube Potter!
Vaughn Moon stuns Rube Potter!
You activate the pipe bomb! 5 seconds!
Vaughn Moon throws the pipe bomb.
Rube Potter has been hit by the pipe bomb.
the pipe bomb explodes!
Rube Potter screams!

also i did the same thing to rob injun as he tried to break into the AI core:

Vaughn Moon punches Rob Injun!
Vaughn Moon punches Rob Injun!
Vaughn Moon punches Rob Injun!
Vaughn Moon punches Rob Injun!
Vaughn Moon stuns Rob Injun!
Rob Injun says, "w--OOF"
You activate the pipe bomb! 5 seconds!
Rob Injun says, "why"
Vaughn Moon throws the pipe bomb.
Rob Injun has been hit by the pipe bomb.
The soda machine beeps, "Decirprevo. The sophisticate's bottled water."
the pipe bomb explodes!

and blew the captain's arm off while he tried to sell superpowers in the market:

Vaughn Moon waves.
Paget Catleay asks, "want powers?"
Vaughn Moon shakes his head.
Vaughn Moon is holding his breath. It looks like he's trying to commit suicide.
You begin to recover.
You have given up life and succumbed to death.
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
the athletic shorts catches on fire!
Paget Catleay's left arm flies off in a bloody arc!
Paget Catleay screams!

[Tteckk]

Lilian Reade says, "i am just going to ragequit now i think because that borg decided HURP DURP TIME TO IGNORE MY LAWS TO SHIT ON A TRAITOR'S ROUND"

[Convair880]

Waffle Corp-Inc Operative #3 (as Steve McQueen) says, "im not a syndie operative"

[Morphing_Dwarf]

DEAD: Ghost (Vaughn Moon) moans, "george can and will kill people who attack him

[FrontlineAcrobat4]

Captain Bravo [145.9] asks, "Can robots smoke weed?"