Posts: 200
Threads: 7
Joined: Jan 2013
Good quotes, one-liners, or exchanges between players. Anything that is particularly funny, or describes a situation well. Context optional.
Quote:DEAD: Ghost (Jillian Lester) laments, "Look at the generator hot loop inlet pressure"
DEAD: Ghost (Jillian Lester) wails, "4 e+06 kp"
DEAD: Ghost (Jillian Lester) moans, "This makes me glad i'm dead"
Quote:Fridge Green says, "All those years in pretend Medical school are going to come back to haunt me."
Quote:DEAD: Isaac Kirkhope says, "I tried to throw a pie into space and then a fucking pod got in the way"
DEAD: Isaac Kirkhope says, "fucking god I hate pods so much"
Posts: 114
Threads: 23
Joined: Sep 2012
Quote:DEAD: Ghost (Lily Stahl) laments, "damnit man i will correct myself whenever i well please"
Posts: 68
Threads: 8
Joined: Nov 2012
Quote:Alex Cueva asks, "do you know why everyone in arrivals got turned into boxes?
Posts: 3,072
Threads: 272
Joined: Dec 2012
Chef Buttes Wrote:"I'm just pro bono yolo"
Posts: 113
Threads: 7
Joined: Sep 2012
BYOND Username: Billy.M
Character Name: Billy Mays
I dont know if this counts as a quote, but this:
Quote:Rickie Basinger (as Krieger Von Mueller) bites the pooplord!
Posts: 1,450
Threads: 31
Joined: Sep 2012
MENTORHELP
Shameful Sam): Why won't my guy wake up after injecting 3 syringes of morphine?
PM: (Ensign Daeren)->(Shameful Sam): um. you do know what morphine is, right
PM: (Shameful Sam)->(Ensign Daeren): Kinda like ibuprofen right?
Posts: 136
Threads: 6
Joined: Oct 2012
Sir Fitzroy Benford [145.9] says, "Seems like the good ol' wizard lost one of his arms to his own fireballs"
Lee McDougal [145.9] asks, "The wizard blew off one of his arms?"
Lee McDougal [145.9] says, "That is just to perfect"
Dorfl [145.9] states, "it is quite possible he is dying on his shuttle or he is untrackable"
Posts: 85
Threads: 10
Joined: Oct 2012
George Sears puts out the cigarette on Shambling Abomination!
Posts: 120
Threads: 21
Joined: Oct 2012
Hank Hill [135.9] says, "HELP IN THE BRIDGE THE NAME IS JE--HURK"
Posts: 144
Threads: 26
Joined: Nov 2012
Joaquin Newton [145.9] says, "David Ryder stole the captain"
Posts: 687
Threads: 43
Joined: Sep 2012
monkey (908) chimpers, "I cant understand you asshole"
Posts: 696
Threads: 49
Joined: Sep 2012
Centcom Alert: This guy has his priorities straight:
"Let's take his brain and his butt and make more burgers"
Posts: 757
Threads: 26
Joined: Sep 2012
the cannabis leaf melts!
Pubbie Botanist (DEAD) says, "NO JESUS CHRIST NOT THE WEED"
the cannabis leaf melts!
Pubbie Botanist (DEAD) says, "THAT'S NOT HOW YOU'RE MEANT TO SMOKE IT"
Posts: 772
Threads: 16
Joined: Sep 2012
Quote:DEAD: Ghost (Trent Button) laments, "I once beat a wizard to death, while i was naked"
Posts: 126
Threads: 8
Joined: Sep 2012
OOC: Pizzatiger: Wow Goodjob Mr.wizard you murder a crew full of idiots...How does that Make you feel.... ALSO HOW COULD YOU KILL JONES YOU HEARTLESS MONSTER
OOC: 42619582: And I thought changeling was shit.
OOC: Brandisius: You suck wizard, you also smell really bad!
OOC: Storm122: worst wizard 2013,from: the whole crew
OOC: That Happy Cat: Wizard: your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.
poor NOT_THE_POLICE,BUT HE KILLED JONES
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