post objects you wish had a suicide here

[Lady Birb]

I specifically chose having the hat shoot you instead of getting pulled in because I thought that it would have better comedic timing. Also I don't like the idea of suicides involving others so no thanks.

Also butt suicide idea: character tries to wear butt as a hat, but puts it on upside down and gets sucked in

[SimianC]

A suicide for crayons where you stick one too far up your nose. Maybe it leaves a blood stain on the ground that corresponds with the color crayon used?

This is already a thing