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post objects you wish had a suicide here - Adhara In Space - 06-29-2019
post objects you wish had a suicide here
i will do my best to add them in a patch
here are some im going to do, updated as they come in:
telepad
rcd
(gnome chompski?)
computer (owl porn & wonk)
butt
RE: post objects you wish had a suicide here - sartorius - 06-29-2019
RCD should turn you into a living wall, like in the bad old days - then you gib.
RE: post objects you wish had a suicide here - Adhara In Space - 06-29-2019
(06-29-2019, 09:15 PM)sartorius Wrote: RCD should turn you into a living wall, like in the bad old days - then you gib.it was just gonna play some gross messages about you expanding in volume like a meat balloon, then explode you and place a wall on your turf
RE: post objects you wish had a suicide here - Lady Birb - 06-29-2019
I think I remember suggesting on the discord that suiciding with a computer should lead to your character typing in "OWL PORN" before wonk jumps out of the screen and drags them in.
RE: post objects you wish had a suicide here - The Gorog - 06-29-2019
(06-29-2019, 09:58 PM)Lord Birb Wrote: I think I remember suggesting on the discord that suiciding with a computer should lead to your character typing in "OWL PORN" before wonk jumps out of the screen and drags them in.
Need to add wonks 'meatgaming' soundclip to that.
And if your idea itself doesnt work out, alternative would be the owlgib.
RE: post objects you wish had a suicide here - Schwicky_Schwag - 06-30-2019
do one for the butt
just do it
RE: post objects you wish had a suicide here - The Gorog - 06-30-2019
I did some Sui-sci once and have a few that dont do anything.
Fire extinguisher: You "ride" on it and it launches you in the direction you are facing. Gibs you on collision or timed as a failsafe. No actual damage or explosion force on others.
Meat hook: Pretty obvious
Gibber: Also pretty obvious
Kitchen helper: You climb in and it ejects meatpaste
Stupid/bad ideas:
Money: Choke on it and deal losebreath/oxy damage depending on the amount. the more you use, the faster you suffocate in time
Rolling pin: You lay down, roll the pin over you, all the way from bottom to top and turn yourself into a uncooked meat pizza
Couch: You dig too deep into the cushions and it pulls you in (like the martian wall holes)
TV: You smash your face into the screen and it electrocutes you
Some that dont do anything and I dont have fun ideas for:
glass bottle, drinking glass, plate/bowl, sink
RE: post objects you wish had a suicide here - Lady Birb - 06-30-2019
The thermoelectric engine should have different suicides depending on it's output:
- No power: character stares at the engine for a few seconds and dies of disapointment
- Less than 100KW: character shoves their head into the turbines and gets decapitated
- 100KW-999KW: character shoves their arm into the wires and gets electrocuted, collapsing in a smoldering heap
- 1MW-999GW: same as above, but when they get electrocuted they catch on fire and are sent flying backwards
- 1TW and above: character lightly taps the engine and instantly disintegrates
RE: post objects you wish had a suicide here - MeWaka - 06-30-2019
You should drown yourself with the sink.
RE: post objects you wish had a suicide here - Salami Sam - 06-30-2019
Suiciding within a coffin should turn you into a spooky skeleton, and spew clouds of gibs/dust/bats when the coffin is opened again.
RE: post objects you wish had a suicide here - Wisecrack34 - 06-30-2019
Suicide with a balloon should cause you to accidentally breath in the balloon, turning yourself into a human balloon.
RE: post objects you wish had a suicide here - MechaDaleEarnhardt - 06-30-2019
I think suicide with Discount Dans© Burritos should cause delicious blood-vomiting, and quaint flavortext of how Discount Dans© and its Subsidiaries are not responsible for any loss of life via the ingestion of their 'products'
RE: post objects you wish had a suicide here - Wisecrack34 - 06-30-2019
Discount Dan's Inverted Burrito should have you invert yourself so that you can safely consume the product, killing you right after
RE: post objects you wish had a suicide here - warcrimes - 06-30-2019
Me
RE: post objects you wish had a suicide here - TheVeseloff - 06-30-2019
Any wire while on a chair could hang you. Would be cool.