Ideas of questionable quality

[Kovirii]

Crusher throwers.

Like a gun but it shoots crushers.

Heavily modded combine haverster. A crusher version of the admin bus. A vehicle version of the trash compactor.
Crush living or non living things, including walls, collect and compact everything into cubes of scrap/meat that get left on the ground regularly.
The head of the combine is basically a crusher unit.
Comes with blue flame stickers on the sides.

Now this is an idea I can get behind

[Frank_Stein]

Crusher throwers.

Like a gun but it shoots crushers.

Heavily modded combine haverster. A crusher version of the admin bus. A vehicle version of the trash compactor.
Crush living or non living things, including walls, collect and compact everything into cubes of scrap/meat that get left on the ground regularly.
The head of the combine is basically a crusher unit.
Comes with blue flame stickers on the sides.

Now this is an idea I can get behind

Well you wouldn't want to be in front of it

[Zamujasa]

You hastily combine the forklift and Crusher Unit blueprints. This sure looks safe.

You insert the mobile material reclamation unit blueprint into the Reverse-Engineering Fabricator.
The Reverse-Engineering Fabricator emits a pleased chime!

Just don't forget to set the brakes

[Kovirii]

A fart powered engine that requires harvesting farts from the crew to work

[aft2001]

a nuclear fission reactor that can produce a metric fuckton of power (many GW, possibly TW if you wanna get risky), but can easily melt down if some doofus doesn't keep an eye on it and/or removes the control rods

honestly would be neat to have more engine types, though

[Zamujasa]

Allow mechanics to scan the radioisotope thermoelectric generator (if they can't already), increase its output or decrease the rate it eats pellets, and allow manufacturers to create new pellets from cerenkite and other radioactive shit. Maybe change the outputted power based on how radioactive shit is?

Also the hamster wheels for assistants.

[Frank_Stein]

Farting on someone should sometimes give some flavor text that tells you it smells like the food they most recently ate

[warcrimes]

Farting on someone should sometimes give some flavor text that tells you it smells like the food they most recently ate

Manne Love (as Mommi Lovi) farts in Jhon Warcrimes's face! It smells like lightly-fried lightly-fried lightly-fried lightly-fried Jhon Warcrimes's butt sandwich sandwich dagwood!

[Zamujasa]

Add that to the normal fart messages too

[Haprenti]

That sounds like the barman's ability to taste cocktails.
Sniff sniff ? Smells like there might be some donk-pocket, half-digested food chunk, and John Warcrimes' heart in there.
A clown ability, because it takes years of being farted upon to develop that much skill.

[Kovirii]

Lube your shoes to go extra fast
Lube your body so you become immune to grabs
Like a bar of soap

[Kovirii]

Clown gloves so that clowns without feet can squeak as they move. Alternatively, let us wear clown shoes on our hands.

[warcrimes]

If you put a deep-fried person into the reagent extractor, you should be able to extract their soul.
and put it in a pill.
and eat the pill.
and now they're in your hivemind.

[Wisecrack34]

^^^ yes

[Kovirii]

A nuclear football that if dropped explodes.