Ideas of questionable quality

[aft2001]

energy bars from snack machines; discount dan brand, of course

a slurry of nuclear waste, stimulants, and high-energy nutrients all condensed into a faintly glowing, arguably solid bar of energy boosting goodness

[Wisecrack34]

^ God yes, someone make a snack thread

[Haprenti]

Sounds like prison loaves

[warcrimes]

a snack that makes your punches hit like locomotives, but also hurts you an absolutely equal amount

[SimianC]

Potatoes grown in Botany can be used as energy cells for APCs and cyborgs. Their potency would determine their capacity.

Using a light bulb on a potato creates a flashlight/lamp.

[Wisecrack34]

^ yes please

[qwertyquerty]

Cable a bunch of potatoes together to make a makeshift SMES to power the station

[aft2001]

create EMPs using power cells and wires and stuff, with a chance to shock you/explode in your hands and only hurt you when you use it

[Grizzwold]

Melt ice on floors by applying salt to it.

Combine a banana with a telephone somehow to create a bananaphone.

[aft2001]

replace PDAs with cell phones that have the same general functionality, but they can call each other like telephones can

[Recusor]

Melt ice on floors by applying salt to it.

this is a great idea. More people need to suffer as I do with this winter in Canada.

[warcrimes]

petition to rename Oshan to "Donut 3"

[Wisecrack34]

Under dough sea

[Gerhazo]

In addition to a changeling releasing a headspider upon death, out also come fleshy baby spiders controlled by the hivemind members which can scuttle away, hide and then reunite with the changeling by interacting with it in the event that it finds a new body.
Like those videos of a spider being squashed and a horde of tiny ones coming out.

*scream

[Haprenti]

Cable a bunch of potatoes together to make a makeshift SMES to power the station

Comes along with high voltage blue potatoes. Cable enough of them with high potency to shockgib people. Also contains small amounts of voltagen relative to potency.