Overheard On The Station (And Elsewhere)

[CandleCandleCandles]

Wheelchaiiiirs.

Same round, after the wizard was taken down, I ghosted over to the clown hole and witnessed the following horror

[Readster]

[Readster]

[Schwicky_Schwag]

[Readster]

[Sov]

[Roomba]

From the SA SS13 thread, a TG(?) Player complaint:

I was HoS and Rango was a Virologist the round before this incident. And he was mad when I told him his healing virus did fuck all. So the next round came and He was a chef and I was a bartender. He shocked my doors and tried to break and enter restricted areas. Basically greytiding. Me and him were battling it out in the form of bolting eachothers doors shut, and hacking vending machines. Until he knocked me down and dragged me to his backroom, I expected to be gibbed but... He locked me up on a meathook and stripped me naked, Then he fried all my stuff and fed it to me against my will... All while yelling "VORE FOR ME" "YES. VORE" and all this freaky shit. First off. Thats not how Vore works.

[cyberTripping]

First off. Thats not how Vore works.

[Atlz90]

Context - AI had its name constantly screwed around with.





And a bunch of quotes from the russian servers

Marshall Gosling [Command] says, "Attention, heads."
Marshall Gosling [Command] says, "Please get a reserve copy of your DNA."
Marshall Gosling [Command] says, "Especially you, CE."
(CE)Roy Teagarden [145.9] says, "DYING BLYA"

You haven't seen how i was investigating a mysterious murder as the detective.
Place: Engineering
Victim: Braindead engineer
Wounds: Multiple wounds all over the body, died from brute
Murderer: Vending machines with food, cigarettes, and soda
Method: shot to death with food, cigarettes, a lighter and aluminium cans.
What is remarkable: as i entered engineering a vending machine fires syndiecakes at me.
This shit inspired me - now i'll tie people to chairs and hack vending machines around them.

[cyberTripping]

OOC: KikiMofo: I laid a god damn egg and now I can't do shit

[LuigiThirty]

Sounds like lay egg is true to me

[Technature]

As a clown main who often gets his eyes stabbed out doing simple things like heart surgery

[Readster]

And an Ocean of Yee

[Asmadeus]

Hunting down alien:

[Roomba]

Dr. Alto Clef [145.9] bellows, "; Ee-a EEe-a Tt Ee-a i N KK S oooo Ee-a oooo NN Ee-a -- ee S LEe-a i PPP YY PPPP Eee NN Ee-a DDD MM Ee-a BB OO RR KK BBB O RR KK BBO RR KKK !!!!!! :!!!"