Overheard On The Station (And Elsewhere)

[Flourish]

Curtis Shick says, "jack is innocent fam"

Curtis Shick says, "i started it by accident"

Swasksilo Humbulembe (as Swosksilo Hembelimbi) attempts to handcuff Curtis Shick!

Cyborg Lambda-43 beep-bops at Curtis Shick.

Albert Card says, "It wasn't official yet Lambda."

Swasksilo Humbulembe (as Swosksilo Hembelimbi) handcuffs Curtis Shick!

Albert Card says, "Uh, well."

Albert Card shivers.

Curtis Shick is buckled in by Swasksilo Humbulembe (as Swosksilo Hembelimbi).

Jack Olsen says, "Borg"

Albert Card says, "Mr Olsen, it seems you are free to go."

Jack Olsen says, "Sir"

Curtis Shick says, "my b jack"

Jack Olsen is unbuckled by Albert Card.

Jack Olsen winks.

Albert Card has added the handcuffs to the backpack!

Jack Olsen sighs.

Albert Card says, "Arrest Mr Shick for arson and damage of property."

Swasksilo Humbulembe (as Swosksilo Hembelimbi) says, "You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a NanoTrasen court of Space Law. You have the right to a rent-an-attorney. If you cannot afford one, a monkey in a suit and funny hat will be appointed to you."

Curtis Shick says, "anyways captain can i get back to the science wing, I'm trying to replace the windows"

Curtis Shick has been stunned with the stun baton by Swasksilo Humbulembe (as Swosksilo Hembelimbi)!

Swasksilo Humbulembe (as Swosksilo Hembelimbi) has added the stun baton to the backpack!

Swasksilo Humbulembe (as Swosksilo Hembelimbi) exclaims, "Keep it for the judge!"

Curtis Shick is unbuckled by Swasksilo Humbulembe (as Swosksilo Hembelimbi).

Albert Card says, "Sir, you just admitted to arson"

Cyborg Lambda-43 states, "Suggestion: Leniency for cooperation and good character."

Albert Card says, "I'm afraid its the slammer for you"

Curtis Shick stammers, "nnnoo ii aaadmiitttttteedd ttto sssciiiieennccceeee"

[TheOnlyRyan]

Strelok M.O. [145.9] says, "That's it. I'm sick of all this 'Masterwork Cyalume  Saber' bullshit that's going on in the SS13 system right now. Katanas deserve much better than that. Much, much better than that. I should know what I'm talking about. I myself commissioned a genuine katana in Space Japan for 2,400,000 Nuyen (that's about 20,000 credits) and have been practicing with it for almost 2 years now. I can even cut slabs of solid mauxite with my katana. Space Japanese smiths spend light-years working on a single katana and fold it up to a million times to produce the finest blades known to space mankind. Katanas are thrice as sharp as Syndicate sabers and thrice as hard for that matter too. Anything a c-saber can cut through, a katana can cut through better. I'm pretty sure a katana could easily bisect a drunk captain wearing full captain's armor with a simple tap. Ever wonder why the Syndicate never bothered conquering Space Japan? That's right, they were too scared to fight the disciplined Space Samurai and their space katanas"

[LovelyMimic]

Dr. Floorpills [145.9] says, "I THREW MY ALL ACCESS ID AT THE NUKIES AND NOT THE CROWBAR WE'RE SO FUCKED"

[Xeram]

Context: Someone fucked up and lagged the server so badly it resisted being restarted twice.

[Flourish]

Camilla Graves says, "Hello Cockatoo"

space cockatoo chirps, "Four legs good"

Listel Sheerfield (as Listil Shiirfiild) says, "Hmm.. there's a company called Cybercoin.."

space cockatoo chirps, "Two legs bad"

The space lovebird points to the mushroom pizza.

space cockatoo chirps, "FOUR LEGS GOOD"

space cockatoo chirps, "TWO LEGS BAD"

The space cockatoo punches Daniella Amaryllis!

space lovebird chirps, "uh"

The space cockatoo shoves Daniella Amaryllis!

Daniella Amaryllis says, "rude"

The space cockatoo shoves Daniella Amaryllis!

The space cockatoo shoves Daniella Amaryllis!

space lovebird chirps, "we're birds"

Listel Sheerfield (as Listil Shiirfiild) asks, "Wait, how did you punch?"

The space cockatoo shoves Daniella Amaryllis!

space lovebird chirps, "two legs"

Camilla Graves says, "you do realize"

The space cockatoo shoves Daniella Amaryllis!

Camilla Graves says, "you guys have two legs"

space cockatoo chirps, "I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER MY RIGHTEOUSNESS"

[parf]

sometimes we don't know how to answer a question that we've asked ourselves and come to accept.

[Flourish]

System Empire Update


Station Naming Ceremony Completion Detection Algorithm

The new station name is Clown Love Prison


Jane Morgan [145.9] asks, "Shouldn't it be "Clowns love prison"?"

Jane Morgan asks, "Shouldn't it be "Clowns love prison"?"

DEAD: Ghost (Tod Sodly) laments, "that's libel, jane"

[Grizzwold]

[warcrimes]

If i had a dime for every time i did the opposite...

[LuigiThirty]

If i had a dime for every time i did the opposite...

Holy shit I got an idea. Replace contents of Vintage 2k10 bottle with phlogiston.

[Vitatroll]

A new meaning to 'it burns when I pee'.

[NateTheSquid]

[Drago156]

Brought to you from the sweet Ole mentor channel!

[Captain Sheepy]

Spraynard Kruger [145.9] says, "I will never be friendly to a wizard"

Unknown throws Robust Donuts.

Preston Suffolk [145.9] says, "That's racist."

Preston Suffolk says, "That's racist."

Geoff Gattersby [145.9] says, "It is"

[Readster]

DEAD: ADMIN(Readster) says, "oh jesus that artifact is STEALING PEOPLE'S EYES"
DEAD: Ghost (Max Houser) moans, "that explains why I suddenly went blind"