Overheard On The Station (And Elsewhere)

[Grifflez]

One of the horrible results of the new item implant patch
 
The rainbow melon was shat out, that's got to hurt!

The chainsaw was farted out!

The chainsaw cuts your butt off on the way out!

[Drago156]

I dunno, I was just sitting dead and off tab doing other things when this question came to me.

DEAD: Ghost (Drago Kitterson) wails, "so when admins ruin something for someone and have to give an antag token, is it like the admin givng away a part of their soul?"
DEAD: Ghost (Drago Kitterson) moans, "cause I have that image somewhat stuck in my head now"
DEAD: ADMIN(Mordent) says, "... how many marijuanas have you smoked?"
DEAD: Ghost (Drago Kitterson) laments, "sadly, 0"
DEAD: Ghost (cockroach) moans, "He hasn't smoked enough"

[Flourish]

Camilla Graves says, "i've seen someone make santa into a potato before"

[Mordent]

Camilla Graves says, "i've seen someone make santa into a potato before"

Was potato Santa, can confirm.

[Drago156]

ok so Hufflaw made all of the station wooden doors, floors, and walls and people were talking about it in OOC so I said,

OOC: Drago156: AKA, the admins way of saying your high level access is now shittily worthless

a few seconds later

OOC: Hufflaw: your high level access is now shittily worthless

[Vitatroll]

First thing I do in those rounds is grab a key.

I think I might be what they call a dick.

[NateTheSquid]

First thing I do in those rounds is grab a key.

I think I might be what they call a dick.

hint: iirc screwdrivers do the same, just slower

[Cyfarfod]

Stephen Rhinehart exclaims, "Get in here! its a deathtrap!"

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Always nice when things click for a new player.

[locusts]

Santa Claus says, "im sick of your shit"

[Readster]

James Monsoon [145.9] says, "It's against the rules you nut"

Imperator Pritchard [145.9] says, "James shut the hell up were blob fighting"

[Readster]

Rodney Trotter says, "there shouldnt be any more yetis"
Kurt Baker [145.9] says, "Yetis and explosions!"

[Mageziya]

HeadSurgeon: irs gonna fuck the clowns

[Studenterhue]

Sartorius - Today at 1:47 AM
You're a meme you butt pipeline

[TheOnlyRyan]

[Flourish]

Liger Tye says, "You will lose your cute squeaky shoes to pay for the ticket"

Rusty the Clown (as Rusty) exclaims, "no!"