how is space station invading your life

[TheDK]

My wife dropped one of her vitamins on the floor this morning and all I could think was "floorpill".

[Frank_Stein]

I got stung by a bee just now, so there's that

[Cyfarfod]

I got stung by a bee just now, so there's that

Lemme guess, you were trying to pet it but accidentally hit it with a cannabis seed instead?

[Frank_Stein]

Little bugger sat down in my chair when I got up, then I didn't know the seat was taken when I got back

[ZeWaka]

Yeah, robust is a common word and it's funny whenever I see it. Also, toolboxes are really interesting, you don't see them often but they're around.

[Vitatroll]

I guess I should reconsider how weird it is that the classic (non-anthropomorphized) yellow/black bee makes me automatically think of Goonstation. Especially bumblebees. Poor, adorable bumblebees.

[Grek]

I tried to hang myself with a chair and a coil of electric cable once.

[Arborinus]

I tried to hang myself with a chair and a coil of electric cable once.

I'm still trying to find a deep fryer big enough to jump into

[Technature]

I tried to hang myself with a chair and a coil of electric cable once.

I'm still trying to find a deep fryer big enough to jump into

I keep trying to hold my breath, but every time I do, I just wake up after like an hour...

[medsal15]

I tried to hang myself with a chair and a coil of electric cable once.

I'm still trying to find a deep fryer big enough to jump into

I keep trying to hold my breath, but every time I do, I just wake up after like an hour...

Well, you died during the round and respawned in the following one.

[PH77SER]

I tried to hang myself with a chair and a coil of electric cable once.

I'm still trying to find a deep fryer big enough to jump into

I keep trying to hold my breath, but every time I do, I just wake up after like an hour...

Well, you died during the round and respawned in the following one.

holy shit thats deep

[pizzatiger]

Every once in a while I forget to be scared of dying because then I can watch the round go by before it resets.....yeah


Say This is why I'm taking a break from SS13

[Wraithcraft]

every once in a while im overcome with the urge to don a full body owl suit and sprint around, hooting and hollering

also toolboxes have an allure ive never noticed before

[TheDK]

After a late night of boozing with coworkers my boss said he was "in a haze" and I really wanted to ask if it was meta-neural.

[Freshwood]

I get a tad bit anxious when I see fire extinguishers in easily accessible places out in public. And then I devise plans on how to get to it first should I need it.