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how is space station invading your life
#31
My wife dropped one of her vitamins on the floor this morning and all I could think was "floorpill".
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#32
I got stung by a bee just now, so there's that
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#33
(09-24-2017, 02:48 PM)Frank_Stein Wrote: I got stung by a bee just now, so there's that

Lemme guess, you were trying to pet it but accidentally hit it with a cannabis seed instead?
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#34
Little bugger sat down in my chair when I got up, then I didn't know the seat was taken when I got back
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#35
Yeah, robust is a common word and it's funny whenever I see it. Also, toolboxes are really interesting, you don't see them often but they're around.
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#36
I guess I should reconsider how weird it is that the classic (non-anthropomorphized) yellow/black bee makes me automatically think of Goonstation. Especially bumblebees. Poor, adorable bumblebees. surprised fat and sassy space-bee
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#37
I tried to hang myself with a chair and a coil of electric cable once.
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#38
(09-27-2017, 01:13 AM)Grek Wrote: I tried to hang myself with a chair and a coil of electric cable once.

I'm still trying to find a deep fryer big enough to jump into
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#39
(09-27-2017, 09:58 AM)Arborinus Wrote:
(09-27-2017, 01:13 AM)Grek Wrote: I tried to hang myself with a chair and a coil of electric cable once.

I'm still trying to find a deep fryer big enough to jump into

I keep trying to hold my breath, but every time I do, I just wake up after like an hour...
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#40
(09-27-2017, 10:09 AM)Technature Wrote:
(09-27-2017, 09:58 AM)Arborinus Wrote:
(09-27-2017, 01:13 AM)Grek Wrote: I tried to hang myself with a chair and a coil of electric cable once.

I'm still trying to find a deep fryer big enough to jump into

I keep trying to hold my breath, but every time I do, I just wake up after like an hour...

Well, you died during the round and respawned in the following one.
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#41
(09-27-2017, 07:29 PM)medsal15 Wrote:
(09-27-2017, 10:09 AM)Technature Wrote:
(09-27-2017, 09:58 AM)Arborinus Wrote:
(09-27-2017, 01:13 AM)Grek Wrote: I tried to hang myself with a chair and a coil of electric cable once.

I'm still trying to find a deep fryer big enough to jump into

I keep trying to hold my breath, but every time I do, I just wake up after like an hour...

Well, you died during the round and respawned in the following one.
holy shit thats deep
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#42
Every once in a while I forget to be scared of dying because then I can watch the round go by before it resets.....yeah


Say This is why I'm taking a break from SS13
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#43
every once in a while im overcome with the urge to don a full body owl suit and sprint around, hooting and hollering

also toolboxes have an allure ive never noticed before
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#44
After a late night of boozing with coworkers my boss said he was "in a haze" and I really wanted to ask if it was meta-neural.
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#45
I get a tad bit anxious when I see fire extinguishers in easily accessible places out in public. And then I devise plans on how to get to it first should I need it.
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