Overheard On The Station (And Elsewhere)

[Roomba]

In today's edition of 'no one listens to the radio, ever', the following occurred over the course of ten minutes or so.

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Sundance Feely [145.9] says, "maurio call the port-a-sci"

Stan Beezlebub [145.9] exclaims, "I don't have a copy of the remote!"

Christopher Odd [145.9] says, "Someone Send him the Tele-sci File with the PDA"

Sundance Feely [145.9] exclaims, "it's on the RD's!"

Sundance Feely [145.9] asks, "is the remote lost?"

Christopher Odd [145.9] says, "My gosh this is taking TOOO MUCH TIME"

Wizmans revenge. [145.9] says, "Doesnt matter if its lost"

Wizmans revenge. [145.9] says, "the rd gottah ve"

Wizmans revenge. [145.9] says, "Nvm"

Christopher Odd [145.9] exclaims, "Just use your PDA!"

Wizmans revenge. [145.9] says, "There is no rd"

Wizmans revenge. [145.9] says, "as i remember"

Stan Beezlebub [145.9] says, "RD died"

Cody Rose [145.9] says, "Explains it"

Stan Beezlebub [145.9] says, "And the wizard sent his body away"

Wizmans revenge. [145.9] says, "Im going to kill who ever destroyed this console"

Stan Beezlebub [145.9] says, "The remote is missing... someone at the biodome had it"

Stan Beezlebub [145.9] asks, "Cody?"

Rafael Durnstine [145.9] says, "use your PDA files to get it"

Cody Rose [145.9] asks, "?"

Stan Beezlebub [145.9] asks, "Didn't you have the remote?"

Sundance Feely [145.9] says, "alright who is a scientist"

Cody Rose [145.9] says, "The remote, not the app"

Stan Beezlebub [145.9] exclaims, "THEN USE THE REMOTE!"

Sundance Feely [145.9] asks, "Urist Tannhauser ?"

Sundance Feely [145.9] says, "Kai Linton"

Stan Beezlebub [145.9] says, "Get copies made at mechanic's lab"

Norm Bawx [145.9] asks, "what was that?"

Stan Beezlebub [145.9] asks, "Where are you?"

Sundance Feely [145.9] says, "jee i dunno stan. The friggin void"

Stan Beezlebub [145.9] says, "No sundance, I was asking Cody"

Jordan Lawson [145.9] says, "Oh god what"

Stan Beezlebub [145.9] says, "e has the remote"

Stan Beezlebub [145.9] says, "For the Portasci"

Stan Beezlebub [145.9] exclaims, "CODY!"

Cody Rose [145.9] says, "WHAT"

Stan Beezlebub [145.9] exclaims, "RESPOND TO ME!"

Stan Beezlebub [145.9] exclaims, "WHERE ARE YOU WITH THE REMOTE!"

Cody Rose [145.9] says, "I DO NOT HAVE THE PDA APP"

Cody Rose [145.9] says, "I AM AT THE ALCHEMY CIRCLE"

Stan Beezlebub [145.9] exclaims, "YOU HAVE THE REMOTE!"

Cody Rose [145.9] says, "IN BIODOME"

Stan Beezlebub [145.9] says, "DOOFUS"

Stan Beezlebub [145.9] says, "WE NEED IT"

Stan Beezlebub [145.9] says, "WHY DON"T YOU PAY ATTENTION TO COMMS"

Cody Rose [145.9] says, "WE HAVE AN RD, HE HAS THE PDA APP"

Stan Beezlebub [145.9] exclaims, "GET BACK TO THE TELEPORTER!"

Stan Beezlebub [145.9] says, "OR SEND THE REMOTE BACK IN THE LOCKET"

Stan Beezlebub [145.9] says, "LOCKER"

Rafael Durnstine [145.9] says, "stan"

Stan Beezlebub [145.9] asks, "Yes?"

Reginald B Farting [145.9] says, "ffoockeeng eeun stun geebbs ees redeeuecteefe"

Rafael Durnstine [145.9] says, "nevermind"

Reginald B Farting [145.9] says, "get uffff zee shoottle"

Stan Beezlebub [145.9] says, "Sorry it's the only way he seems to hear me"

Stan Beezlebub [145.9] says, "When I scream"

Stan Beezlebub [145.9] exclaims, "CODY!"

Stan Beezlebub [145.9] exclaims, "CODY!"

Stan Beezlebub [145.9] exclaims, "COME BACK IWTH THE REMOTE!"

Stan Beezlebub [145.9] exclaims, "QUIOCKLY!"

Stan Beezlebub [145.9] exclaims, "SUNDANCE!"

Stan Beezlebub [145.9] exclaims, "CHRISTOPHER!"

Rafael Durnstine [145.9] asks, "what happened to him!?"

Sundance Feely [145.9] asks, "yes?"

Stan Beezlebub [145.9] exclaims, "I'M SORRY!"

Rafael Durnstine [145.9] says, "oh"

Stan Beezlebub [145.9] says, "COdy is a turd"

Sundance Feely [145.9] says, "you jerks"

Stan Beezlebub [145.9] says, "He has the only remote"

Stan Beezlebub [145.9] says, "and won't respond"

Cyborg Theta-63 [145.9] states, "GOODBYE TELESCIENCE NERDS"

Cody Rose [145.9] says, "No, the RD has a fucking PDA app"

Simon Belmont [145.9] says, "I really wish the shuttle engines could be sabotaged"

Cyborg Theta-63 [145.9] states, "HONK HONK"

[Grifflez]

*no one listens to comms*

The worst part was the port-a-sci was destroyed the entire time. 
I know because my cries of anger were heard all the way from centcomm saying "WHO DESTROYED THE PORT-A-SCI?"

[zcamperz]

Gristle McThornbody [148.5] says, "If this is the standard of the station's security this is appalling."

[atamusvaleo]

In today's edition of 'no one listens to the radio, ever', the following occurred over the course of ten minutes or so.

Code:

Sundance Feely [145.9] says, "maurio call the port-a-sci"

Stan Beezlebub [145.9] exclaims, "I don't have a copy of the remote!"

Christopher Odd [145.9] says, "Someone Send him the Tele-sci File with the PDA"

Sundance Feely [145.9] exclaims, "it's on the RD's!"

Sundance Feely [145.9] asks, "is the remote lost?"

Christopher Odd [145.9] says, "My gosh this is taking TOOO MUCH TIME"

Wizmans revenge. [145.9] says, "Doesnt matter if its lost"

Wizmans revenge. [145.9] says, "the rd gottah ve"

Wizmans revenge. [145.9] says, "Nvm"

Christopher Odd [145.9] exclaims, "Just use your PDA!"

Wizmans revenge. [145.9] says, "There is no rd"

Wizmans revenge. [145.9] says, "as i remember"

Stan Beezlebub [145.9] says, "RD died"

Cody Rose [145.9] says, "Explains it"

Stan Beezlebub [145.9] says, "And the wizard sent his body away"

Wizmans revenge. [145.9] says, "Im going to kill who ever destroyed this console"

Stan Beezlebub [145.9] says, "The remote is missing... someone at the biodome had it"

Stan Beezlebub [145.9] asks, "Cody?"

Rafael Durnstine [145.9] says, "use your PDA files to get it"

Cody Rose [145.9] asks, "?"

Stan Beezlebub [145.9] asks, "Didn't you have the remote?"

Sundance Feely [145.9] says, "alright who is a scientist"

Cody Rose [145.9] says, "The remote, not the app"

Stan Beezlebub [145.9] exclaims, "THEN USE THE REMOTE!"

Sundance Feely [145.9] asks, "Urist Tannhauser ?"

Sundance Feely [145.9] says, "Kai Linton"

Stan Beezlebub [145.9] says, "Get copies made at mechanic's lab"

Norm Bawx [145.9] asks, "what was that?"

Stan Beezlebub [145.9] asks, "Where are you?"

Sundance Feely [145.9] says, "jee i dunno stan. The friggin void"

Stan Beezlebub [145.9] says, "No sundance, I was asking Cody"

Jordan Lawson [145.9] says, "Oh god what"

Stan Beezlebub [145.9] says, "e has the remote"

Stan Beezlebub [145.9] says, "For the Portasci"

Stan Beezlebub [145.9] exclaims, "CODY!"

Cody Rose [145.9] says, "WHAT"

Stan Beezlebub [145.9] exclaims, "RESPOND TO ME!"

Stan Beezlebub [145.9] exclaims, "WHERE ARE YOU WITH THE REMOTE!"

Cody Rose [145.9] says, "I DO NOT HAVE THE PDA APP"

Cody Rose [145.9] says, "I AM AT THE ALCHEMY CIRCLE"

Stan Beezlebub [145.9] exclaims, "YOU HAVE THE REMOTE!"

Cody Rose [145.9] says, "IN BIODOME"

Stan Beezlebub [145.9] says, "DOOFUS"

Stan Beezlebub [145.9] says, "WE NEED IT"

Stan Beezlebub [145.9] says, "WHY DON"T YOU PAY ATTENTION TO COMMS"

Cody Rose [145.9] says, "WE HAVE AN RD, HE HAS THE PDA APP"

Stan Beezlebub [145.9] exclaims, "GET BACK TO THE TELEPORTER!"

Stan Beezlebub [145.9] says, "OR SEND THE REMOTE BACK IN THE LOCKET"

Stan Beezlebub [145.9] says, "LOCKER"

Rafael Durnstine [145.9] says, "stan"

Stan Beezlebub [145.9] asks, "Yes?"

Reginald B Farting [145.9] says, "ffoockeeng eeun stun geebbs ees redeeuecteefe"

Rafael Durnstine [145.9] says, "nevermind"

Reginald B Farting [145.9] says, "get uffff zee shoottle"

Stan Beezlebub [145.9] says, "Sorry it's the only way he seems to hear me"

Stan Beezlebub [145.9] says, "When I scream"

Stan Beezlebub [145.9] exclaims, "CODY!"

Stan Beezlebub [145.9] exclaims, "CODY!"

Stan Beezlebub [145.9] exclaims, "COME BACK IWTH THE REMOTE!"

Stan Beezlebub [145.9] exclaims, "QUIOCKLY!"

Stan Beezlebub [145.9] exclaims, "SUNDANCE!"

Stan Beezlebub [145.9] exclaims, "CHRISTOPHER!"

Rafael Durnstine [145.9] asks, "what happened to him!?"

Sundance Feely [145.9] asks, "yes?"

Stan Beezlebub [145.9] exclaims, "I'M SORRY!"

Rafael Durnstine [145.9] says, "oh"

Stan Beezlebub [145.9] says, "COdy is a turd"

Sundance Feely [145.9] says, "you jerks"

Stan Beezlebub [145.9] says, "He has the only remote"

Stan Beezlebub [145.9] says, "and won't respond"

Cyborg Theta-63 [145.9] states, "GOODBYE TELESCIENCE NERDS"

Cody Rose [145.9] says, "No, the RD has a fucking PDA app"

Simon Belmont [145.9] says, "I really wish the shuttle engines could be sabotaged"

Cyborg Theta-63 [145.9] states, "HONK HONK"

There was a lot more to this discussion where someone named Cody had the remote and refused to hand it over to anyone so that the team in the void could be rescued. People then started yelling for me to call the port-a-sci despite my repeating that I didn't have the remote. I ended up just jumping into the void with them.

[Man_Shroom]

Holy balls this was like the only time I was on goonstation and I got quoted, neat.

[Huff H Law]

Holy balls this was like the only time I was on goonstation and I got quoted, neat.

[Grifflez]

Dexter Grifflez  says, "CRAZY ASS DANG BORG"

Dexter Grifflez fires Wave Gun at the floor! 

Horizon is struck by the energy wave!

Horizon's head breaks apart!

Horizon  completely stops moving and shuts down...

Dexter Grifflez  screams!

Dexter Grifflez  says, "WOW"

Dexter Grifflez  says, "WHAT"

(Brutal accidental cyborg murder occurs when I discover the light cyborgs fatal allergy to wave guns)

[Mageziya]

Objective #1: Assassinate Meme Lord, the Quartermaster because she kept spouting bad memes

'Course now I didn't actually look at my objectives until the round was over, whoops.

[CaptainBravo]

(10:14 PM) <efrem> !obliterate FUCKUIMABOT
(10:15 PM) <~FUCKUIMABOT> efrem pulls the trigger....
(10:15 PM) <~FUCKUIMABOT>
(10:15 PM) <~FUCKUIMABOT> BOOOOOM
(10:15 PM) * FUCKUIMABOT was kicked by FUCKUIMABOT (BOOM OFF WITH YOUR HEAD)
(10:15 PM) <efrem> that solves that
(10:15 PM) <~Hufflaw> fuck

[Frank_Stein]

---

I can't believe that worked

[Haine]

I can't believe that worked

That was a good round.  Smarts LeButtes was great.

Joshua Graham says, "Welcome, Mr.. Lebuttes."
Smarts LeButtes exclaims, "I am SMART!"
Joshua Graham [145.9] says, "I am joined on the radio station by proclaimed Smartest Man Alive, Smarts LeButtes."
Smarts LeButtes [145.9] asks, "Hello, everybody. I am glad to be on this show, e-... What is this show called, again?"
Joshua Graham [145.9] says, "Shitty Public Radio."

[69andahalf]

I can't believe that worked

That was a good round.  Smarts LeButtes was great.

Joshua Graham says, "Welcome, Mr.. Lebuttes."
Smarts LeButtes exclaims, "I am SMART!"
Joshua Graham [145.9] says, "I am joined on the radio station by proclaimed Smartest Man Alive, Smarts LeButtes."
Smarts LeButtes [145.9] asks, "Hello, everybody. I am glad to be on this show, e-... What is this show called, again?"
Joshua Graham [145.9] says, "Shitty Public Radio."

radiostation.avi

[Haine]

Maurice Cowart asks, "Is that chair spinning?"
Jeremy Lesile says, "Yes."
Jeremy Lesile says, "Don't ask me why."
Maurice Cowart says, "I'm not even in the mood to ticket for that."
Maurice Cowart says, "Nooope."
Maurice Cowart asks, "Did you do something to that chair?"
Maurice Cowart says, "It's a lot bigger now."
Le garçon says, "MON DIEU"
Le garçon says, "ZE CHAIR IS LARGE AND SPINNING"

[Grifflez]

The mangy space cockatiel waves around MPRT-7.

The mangy space cockatiel cackles, "my shmogesh"

Better do what he says, man.

[Chronicpwnage]

Throrvardr Finvardrardson [145.9] gasps, "FFFFeellllll bbeeccckkk!!"

Throrvardr Finvardrardson gasps, "FFFFeellllll bbeeccckkk!!"

Throrvardr Finvardrardson hiccups.

Throrvardr Finvardrardson [145.9] gasps, "FFFFeelll bbbeeckk!! BBBorkk BBoorkk BBBoorrkkkk!!"