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Overheard On The Station (And Elsewhere)
Quote:A horrible apparition fades into view!
Dan Dingo salutes.
Dan Dingo waves.
A netherworldly voice whispers into your ears... poo
Dan Dingo says, "What up"
Dan Dingo says, "You're under arrest"
Zrrkla the Forsaken grustles!
Zrrkla the Forsaken drones!
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Quote:Jeremy Manbiscuits [145.9] asks, "Does fire set off exploding lemons?"
Jeremy Manbiscuits asks, "Does fire set off exploding lemons?"
Woodrow Thrillson [145.9] says, "Nope."
Woodrow Thrillson [145.9] says, "Only stuffing them into your face does."
Jeremy Manbiscuits says, "WORTH A TRY."
Jeremy Manbiscuits [145.9] says, "WORTH A TRY."
Woodrow Thrillson has added the watering can to the backpack!
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Jeremy Manbiscuits's right leg flies off in a bloody arc!

Note that somehow despite ripping all my limbs off none of the lemons exploding in my face managed to actually harm me.
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Quote:Jay Wolff touches Dr. Strangeloaf, enveloping them in a soft glow!

You feel your pain fading away.

Dr. Strangeloaf touches Jay Wolff, enveloping them in a soft glow!

Jay Wolff says, "magic hands~"

Dr. Strangeloaf says, "truly we have evolved as a species today"

Reset Naywalk takes a huge leap!

Reset Naywalk farts on the bible.
A mysterious force smites Reset Naywalk!

Dr. Strangeloaf has been hit by Reset Naywalk's butt.

Dr. Strangeloaf has been hit by the hud.

The steel-reinforced glass window was hit by Reset Naywalk's left lung.

Jay Wolff says, "heh"
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<Hufflaw> .ud Nitrous
<Spacebee> 8 results, top result: The best 30 seconds you can experience.
<Nitrous> ye
<Nitrous> im p great
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Pulling a Captain Bravo and dumping #goonstation logs in here:

<Naba> Back
<Naba> And uh
<Naba> I think I had a threesome
<Naba> With germans
<Sledra> no
<Hufflaw> gross
<AngriestIBM> "I think I had a threesome with germans"
<AngriestIBM> "but I'm not sure"
<Keelin> do you have shit smeared all over you?
<Sledra> "They may have just held me down and shat on me"
<Naba> Mate I arevagef three standrad drinsk and hour for five hours
<Keelin> no? then it wasnt germans
<Keelin> according to wonk
<Naba> Wonk os i dick
<Butthomlod> Naba Mate I arevagef three standrad drinsk and hour for five hours < What
<Butthomlod> These are words
<Keelin> funny you went there not even 2 seconds after i said that, sledra
<Sledra> i was literally typing that as you spoke up keelin
<Naba> standard hour
<Naba> standard drink rahter
<Sledra> so yes, standard german good times
<Naba> Three of those per hour
<butt> Three of those butt hour
<Naba> for five hous
<Butthomlod> Naba is pulling a cortel

<Dions> praop
<Dions> roppo
<Dions> my name is tig tig i am a native of these lands
* Dions gestures towards landfill
<APARTHEID> i also live in a garbage box
<Dions> come, our feast is prepared
* TheHman03 has quit (Quit: CGI:IRC (Ping timeout))
<APARTHEID> it is a prosperous place
<Dions> you must fear only the bulldozers
<Dions> but if you are lucky you will live long enough to know their song, to know where they will tread
<APARTHEID> I fear only the bag men and their monstrous beasts
<HeadSurgeon> a tread with
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<APARTHEID> they steal away my riches and feed them to their beasts of burden
<Dions> follow them
<Dions> they will lead you to the promised land
<Dions> the promised landfill

<mrbaconator> wow 2001
<mrbaconator> wow kirex
<butt> butt kirex
<kirex> shut up bacon
<Hufflaw> Yeah!
<mrbaconator> headsurgeon beat up kirex
<HeadSurgeon> kirex lets payday
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* ErikHanson grabs popcorn
<ErikHanson> KICK WARS?
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<wonk> lmao
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<TheCheat> wonk
<wonk> yes
<TheCheat> add cannibal trait pls
<wonk> what
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<HeadSurgeon> yes you did pizzatigar
<TheCheat> for ss13
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Sometimes mentorhelp can be entertaining

MENTORHELP: Bloo4029: what do i do with the hair
Mentor PM: SAAesculus  Bloo4029: wear it
Mentor PM: Bloo4029  SAAesculus: can i style it into a wig?
Mentor PM: SAAesculus  Bloo4029: I think you can just wear hair directly as a hat like a wig
Mentor PM: Bloo4029  SAAesculus: so i cant change the actual STYLE of the wig
Mentor PM: SAAesculus  Bloo4029: Nope!
Reply PM to-Bloo4029: pretty sure you can paint the wig
Reply PM to-Bloo4029: If that's your thing
Reply PM from-Bloo4029: oh cool,but how would i cut say...parts of hair?
Reply PM from-Bloo4029: three parts
Reply PM from-Bloo4029: the layer things
Reply PM to-Bloo4029: Oh i see what you mean. You cant do that i'm afraid. Best thing if you wanted a funky wig would be get a braindead person, cut his hair into the hair you want, then totally shave it off, resulting in the styled wig you are looking for
Reply PM to-Bloo4029: #wigtips
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The board spells out a message ... "wraith"

Punished Ettore nods.

The Ouija board comes to life!

Living Ouija board charges at Punished Ettore!

Punished Ettore says, "Oh boy."

Living Ouija board leaps at Punished Ettore!

Punished Ettore screams!
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Daeren Wrote:The board spells out a message ... "wraith"

Punished Ettore nods.

The Ouija board comes to life!

Living Ouija board charges at Punished Ettore!

Punished Ettore says, "Oh boy."

Living Ouija board leaps at Punished Ettore!

Punished Ettore screams!

i also convinced him to run up to the top of the station right after this w/ the ouija board and it made him miss the shuttle.
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Quote:Drífu Gim-Slöngvir asks, "What's he got?"
Fooman Shoe yawns.
Fooman Shoe twitches.
Fooman Shoe says, "I WENT TO PISS"
Patrick Kuby says, "he's got brainitis"
Fooman Shoe says, "GODDAMNIT"
Fooman Shoe says, "I JUST"
Patrick Kuby blinds Fooman Shoe with the flash!
Fooman Shoe says, "WANTED TO PEE"
Fooman Shoe yawns.
Fooman Shoe says, "WAIT BEFORE YOU DO THIS"
You have added the flash to the backpack.
Fooman Shoe faints.
Fooman Shoe gags and retches!
A Little Prick beeps, "You appear to be injured!"
A Little Prick points at Fooman Shoe!
Patrick Kuby says, "can you cut it out"
Drífu Gim-Slöngvir says, "He's got a morphine addiction"
Fooman Shoe twitches.
Drífu Gim-Slöngvir says, "Nothing inside him I think"
Patrick Kuby says, "cut his brain out"

Fooman went up to a traitor and mindslaved and asked for help. Left for a piss break came back half way murdered. RIP
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CaptainBravo Wrote:
Daeren Wrote:The board spells out a message ... "wraith"

Punished Ettore nods.

The Ouija board comes to life!

Living Ouija board charges at Punished Ettore!

Punished Ettore says, "Oh boy."

Living Ouija board leaps at Punished Ettore!

Punished Ettore screams!

i also convinced him to run up to the top of the station right after this w/ the ouija board and it made him miss the shuttle.

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Dramatic Chef points at the raw bacon.

Dramatic Chef beeps, "WHO COOKED THIS SHIT?"

A sad old frog
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Dramatic Chef beeps, "YOU'RE AS MUCH OF A CHEF AS I AM A NICE PERSON."
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* @HeadSurgeon winklabom is a sexuality like homosexual/heterosexual/carsexual or whatever, your clone just looks dumb to place down imo
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muffled human (inside Tumany Cooks) says, "Deed yuoo eet me-a yet? Bork."
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Arborinus Wrote:muffled human (inside Tumany Cooks) says, "Deed yuoo eet me-a yet? Bork."
Jugglemancy, that you?
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