Overheard On The Station (And Elsewhere)

[parf]

Drippy Nigel says, "There is a bottle of vodka in the zoo and the bottle of vodka is infested with ants"

[cgrn10]

Rite broke segways.

That's not even the worst of it. I've seen people infinitely clone themselves with many segways. And when you pull the clones off the segway it teleports the real person.

Somehow I managed to crash a segwey into myself, which caused a chain reaction of crashes. A good bug.

One round after putting every segway in sec and making about 8 of myself, I was dying and in crit later in the round and someone decided they'd teleport me to sec where'd I subsequently die of a heart attack I was current having.

[DyssalC]

One round after putting every segway in sec and making about 8 of myself, I was dying and in crit later in the round and someone decided they'd teleport me to sec where'd I subsequently die of a heart attack I was current having.

It was me! I remember it!

[Admiral jimbob]

Ein Kaninchen says, "Spigot."
the werewolf (as Spigot The Bear) howls eerily!
Ein Kaninchen glares.
The werewolf (as Spigot The Bear) moonwalks.
Ein Kaninchen says, "You need a shave."
werewolf (as Spigot The Bear) snarls, "heh"
werewolf (as Spigot The Bear) snarls, "moonwalk"
werewolf (as Spigot The Bear) snarls, "because"
werewolf (as Spigot The Bear) snarls, "moon"
werewolf (as Spigot The Bear) snarls, "do you get it"
the werewolf (as Spigot The Bear) howls eerily!
Ein Kaninchen says, "Get out."

[cgrn10]

<HeadSurgeon>i mean bumble bees are trash imo

HS is satan bot now.

[BaneOfGiygas]

<HeadSurgeon>i mean bumble bees are trash imo

HS is satan bot now.

Bumblebees are trash, for they are merely a lesser, insignificant ancestor of the almighty glory that is the greater domestic space-bee.

[cgrn10]

<HeadSurgeon>i mean bumble bees are trash imo

HS is satan bot now.

Bumblebees are trash, for they are merely a lesser, insignificant ancestor of the almighty glory that is the greater domestic space-bee.

Without them we wouldn't have the greater domestic space-bee! We cannot just throw them away in history like 'trash'!

[Spy_Guy]

Gang mode.

EXOTIC PUGS
Leader: Jay Wolff (Survived)
Members: Lydia Murphy Morgan Hawking Impersonator Pritchard Walter Poehl Don Pedro

OOC: HipBEE: pug lyfe

[Xeram]

Gang mode.

EXOTIC PUGS
Leader: Jay Wolff (Survived)
Members: Lydia Murphy Morgan Hawking Impersonator Pritchard Walter Poehl Don Pedro

OOC: HipBEE: pug lyfe

Only surviving gang leader, Pugs4lyfe.

[hipBEE]

Gang mode.

EXOTIC PUGS
Leader: Jay Wolff (Survived)
Members: Lydia Murphy Morgan Hawking Impersonator Pritchard Walter Poehl Don Pedro

OOC: HipBEE: pug lyfe

Only surviving gang leader, Pugs4lyfe.

Jay Wolff never dies

[Haine]

Mega Borg 15 - Sex Unit states, "how do i change my na--FZZZT"
I'm a dumbbot who put sex related thigns in my name queries, "How do i change my name?"
Skinny Twigbot queries, "How do i change my name?"
Impersonator Pritchard says, "You Have someone else do it."
Impersonator Pritchard suffers from flatulence!

Max ChemCode Operative #4 says, "sigh"

[parf]

Code:

Noah Buttes  [145.9] says, "I DIDN'T SIGN UP FOR THIS"
Jpavleck  [145.9] states, "Luke Whiteman has signed up as Staff Assistant."
NOAH DIDNT SIGN UP FOR TH is the AI!

[Conor12]

Colton Wise has been stunned by Securitron!
Colton Wise has been stunned by Securitron!
Colton Wise has been stunned by Securitron!
Colton Wise has been stunned by Securitron!
Colton Wise has been stunned by Securitron!
Colton Wise has been stunned by Securitron!
Colton Wise has been stunned by Securitron!
Sundance Feely gasps.
Sundance Feely fires Riot Shotgun at the floor!
Colton Wise has been stunned by Securitron!
Colton Wise has been stunned by Securitron!
Colton Wise has been stunned by Securitron!
Colton Wise has been stunned by Securitron!
Colton Wise has been stunned by Securitron!
Colton Wise has been stunned by Securitron!
Colton Wise has been stunned by Securitron!
Colton Wise has been stunned by Securitron!
Colton Wise has been stunned by Securitron!
Colton Wise has been stunned by Securitron!
Colton Wise has been stunned by Securitron!
Colton Wise has been stunned by Securitron!
Colton Wise has been stunned by Securitron!
Colton Wise has been stunned by Securitron!
Colton Wise has been stunned by Securitron!
Securitron is trying to put handcuffs on Colton Wise!
Securitron is trying to put handcuffs on Colton Wise!
Securitron is trying to put handcuffs on Colton Wise!
Securitron beeps, "Level10infractionalert"
Securitron points at Colton Wise!

Father Floorpills rolls around on the floor, trying to extinguish the flames.
Beep Boppity Zippity Boop has been stunned by Securitron!
Beep Boppity Zippity Boop has been stunned by Securitron!
Beep Boppity Zippity Boop has been stunned by Securitron!
Father Floorpills rolls around on the floor, trying to extinguish the flames.
Securitron is trying to put handcuffs on Beep Boppity Zippity Boop!
Father Floorpills rolls around on the floor, trying to extinguish the flames.
Doc Sparks stammers, "WWHHYY GGGOODD"
Father Floorpills rolls around on the floor, trying to extinguish the flames.
Doc Sparks stammers, "WWWHHHYYYY"
Curtis Burns attempts to remove the handcuffs!
Father Floorpills rolls around on the floor, trying to extinguish the flames.

Doc Sparks [145.9] says, "IT'S LIKE THE FUCKING LAPD IN HERE"

[Haine]

ADMIN LOG: Molog/North Hive-Code Operative #5 [T][X] changed any AIs' name(s) to Only syndicates are human.
ADMIN LOG: Molog/North Hive-Code Operative #5 [T][X] changed any AIs' name(s) to Crap.

[Asmadeus]

DEAD: pie-throwing clown wails, "where's the kaboom"
DEAD: pie-throwing clown moans, "there was supposed to be an earth-shattering kaboom"
DEAD: Ghost (Nicholas Nick Nash) wails, "You suicided?"
DEAD: pie-throwing clown laments, "no, I died"
EAD: pie-throwing clown wails, "I"
DEAD: Ghost (Nicholas Nick Nash) grumps, "Oh"
DEAD: pie-throwing clown laments, "didn't I macrobomb myself?
DEAD: pie-throwing clown laments, "oh fuck, did I not put the implant in"
DEAD: Ghost (David Ryder) moans, "oh clown"
DEAD: Ghost (David Ryder) moans, "even in death, you're woes are hilarious"

Welp.