Overheard On The Station (And Elsewhere)

[Admiral jimbob]

Jim Avernum says, "SOMEONE LIT SANTA ON FIRE"
AI ANOTHER DAY states, "Please stop feeding Santa FOOF flavoured ice cream"

[Asmadeus]

This is a spooky plutonium core.
A very spooky plutonium core.

And you know this is not good day to walk away from your bed.

[Readster]

<NoisyBrassMan> goonstation is like 18th-century capitalism

[Velisan]

Flappo the Festive exclaims, "That looks dangerous!"
Action Clause shoots Flappo the Festive point-blank with BFG 9000!
You are hit by the BFG shot!
Flappo the Festive seizes up and falls limp, her eyes dead and lifeless...
DEAD: Flappo the Festive laments, "It's dangerous!"

[Readster]

Tumany Cooks [145.9] says, "Scary man with bear arms stealing backpacks, but not gold for some reason"

I have no words for this one.

[gunquinn]

DEAD: Ghost (Ray Narvaez Jr.) laments, "Whenever i play ling or vampire i only kill braindeads"
DEAD: Ghost (Gandork The Purple) moans, "what"
DEAD: Ghost (Ray Narvaez Jr.) moans, "unless they are alone and comms are down or something"
DEAD: Ghost (Gandork The Purple) moans, "hippie"

[Haine]

So I decided to look into an adminhelp

[LLJK EU 4] HELP: ####/(####): A guy named Chef Boyardee is throwing around a huge recursive bread that spams your chatbox.

I get on the server, find the guy, and check out the vars of his cake in order to rename it, and
http://pastebin.com/Y9sC979s

[Winklabom]

So I decided to look into an adminhelp

[LLJK EU 4] HELP: ####/(####): A guy named Chef Boyardee is throwing around a huge recursive bread that spams your chatbox.

I get on the server, find the guy, and check out the vars of his cake in order to rename it, and
http://pastebin.com/Y9sC979s

I'm not going to lie: that is actually quite impressive.

He must've done NOTHING but find ingredients for his sandwich for at least an hour.

[pizzatiger]

So I decided to look into an adminhelp

[LLJK EU 4] HELP: ####/(####): A guy named Chef Boyardee is throwing around a huge recursive bread that spams your chatbox.

I get on the server, find the guy, and check out the vars of his cake in order to rename it, and
http://pastebin.com/Y9sC979s

I'm not going to lie: that is actually quite impressive.

He must've done NOTHING but find ingredients for his sandwich for at least an hour.

If you have not noticed yet, The name Syd Levi's Anitque horseshoe keeps on appearing. He used cake slices to make his cake

[Grayshift]

A few days back, a terrible space blizzard struck the station, bringing snow, ice, wendigos and spiders.

Grace Schiff says, "I am going to hollow out this clown and crawl inside the carcass for warmth."

[Aesculus]

DEAD: Santa Claus laments, "I broke santa"

[Haine]

<HeadSurgeon> i marry a gay dad but the reviews seem to encourage punching them

[TheTrixRabitt]

OOC: HaineSA: I started with a spacebee egg yay
OOC: HaineSA: 420 omega SHIT IGNORE THAT
Damian Garneys [145.9] says, "haineful"
Geoff Goldman [145.9] says, "It cant be ignored"
Erza Sauter [145.9] says, "IC in OOC please ban"
Erza Sauter [145.9] says, "ruining my immersion"
Geoff Goldman [145.9] says, "This will be in our memories forever"
OOC: HaineSA: im about to grab the disk off the captain WAIT NEVERMIND

Ban he.

[Haine]

OOC: HaineSA: I started with a spacebee egg yay
OOC: HaineSA: 420 omega SHIT IGNORE THAT
Damian Garneys [145.9] says, "haineful"
Geoff Goldman [145.9] says, "It cant be ignored"
Erza Sauter [145.9] says, "IC in OOC please ban"
Erza Sauter [145.9] says, "ruining my immersion"
Geoff Goldman [145.9] says, "This will be in our memories forever"
OOC: HaineSA: im about to grab the disk off the captain WAIT NEVERMIND

Ban he.

ADMIN LOG: HaineSA/(Lia Alliman): aww I started with a space bee egg
PM: Herr_Spy_Guy/(Jenny Antonsson)->HaineSA/(Lia Alliman): Yo no ic in ooc.
PM: HaineSA/(Lia Alliman)->Herr_Spy_Guy/(Jenny Antonsson): this is ASAY!!!
PM: HaineSA/(Lia Alliman)->Herr_Spy_Guy/(Jenny Antonsson): fu tOt!!!
PM: Herr_Spy_Guy/(Jenny Antonsson)->HaineSA/(Lia Alliman): No isay in asay

[Spy_Guy]

OOC: HaineSA: I started with a spacebee egg yay
OOC: HaineSA: 420 omega SHIT IGNORE THAT
Damian Garneys [145.9] says, "haineful"
Geoff Goldman [145.9] says, "It cant be ignored"
Erza Sauter [145.9] says, "IC in OOC please ban"
Erza Sauter [145.9] says, "ruining my immersion"
Geoff Goldman [145.9] says, "This will be in our memories forever"
OOC: HaineSA: im about to grab the disk off the captain WAIT NEVERMIND

Ban he.

ADMIN LOG: HaineSA/(Lia Alliman): aww I started with a space bee egg
PM: Herr_Spy_Guy/(Jenny Antonsson)->HaineSA/(Lia Alliman): Yo no ic in ooc.
PM: HaineSA/(Lia Alliman)->Herr_Spy_Guy/(Jenny Antonsson): this is ASAY!!!
PM: HaineSA/(Lia Alliman)->Herr_Spy_Guy/(Jenny Antonsson): fu tOt!!!
PM: Herr_Spy_Guy/(Jenny Antonsson)->HaineSA/(Lia Alliman): No isay in asay

As you can see, we're all stern and take our jobs extremely seriously at all times.