Overheard On The Station (And Elsewhere)

[parf]

DEAD: Wraith (Zouksmo the Tormentor) wails, "the toolbox ditched me to go play chess"
DEAD: Wraith (Zouksmo the Tormentor) laments, "thats fucking bullshit"

[Asmadeus]

Living Head of Personnel leaps at Geno Garon!

Well, shit.

[UrsulaMejor]

DEAD: Ghost (Hotawhat Baabhabhiat) moans, "if you want to ban yourself, just say a few racial slurs and don't apologize for it"
Tiger Crunch (as Oswald Oswald) says, "fuck you [CENSORED]"
DEAD: Ghost (Rafael Cox) wails, "Note: don't do that"
DEAD: Ghost (Hotawhat Baabhabhiat) wails, "Like that guy"

[CaptainBravo]

<HeadSurgeon> that's not the autoimmune bowel disease characterized by the inability to insert the pursuit of goons and need to interrupt..

[Kaet]

Broc Hammer-Gem says, "Let me search him"
Broc Hammer-Gem says, "He was trespassing"
Dwain Fontaine says, "Don't pinch me cash"
Broc Hammer-Gem says, "He has Weed."
Dwain Fontaine says, "That's my mom's weed"
Dwain Fontaine says, "She planted it on me"
Spud Marmoset says, "weed is legal in space"
Dwain Fontaine says, "Mom will be pissed"

This is Dwain Fontaine's mom's cannabis leaf.
Leafs for reefin'!
It is a normal-sized item.

[Haine]

Man Jackson says, "I have no idea who could have thrown burning money all over the floor"
Nikolas Barrett shakes Nikolas Barrett trying to wake Nikolas Barrett up!
Nikolas Barrett screams!
Patches Guy hits Extinguish with the fire extinguisher!
Nikolas Barrett says, "I KNOW NOT"
Man Jackson says, "That sounds terrible"
Man Jackson has added 143 Credits to the backpack!
Patches Guy hits Extinguish with the fire extinguisher!
Nikolas Barrett screams!
Patches Guy hits Extinguish with the fire extinguisher!
Patches Guy hits Extinguish with the fire extinguisher!
Nikolas Barrett says, "OH GOD MY BEAUTIFUL OFFICE"
Nikolas Barrett says, "I AM NOW SUICIDAL."
Patches Guy throws the fire extinguisher.
Nikolas Barrett screams!

[Conor12]

<UrsulaMajor> I compare editing to changing diapers
<UrsulaMajor> nobody likes changing diapers
<Conor12> My god where do these metaphors go.
<UrsulaMajor> the metaphors never stop, conor
<UrsulaMajor> my metaphors are the ocean
<UrsulaMajor> deep
Conor12 screams
<UrsulaMajor> like the ocean

[Morrigi]

But those are analogies.

[Sam Guivene]

But those are analogies.

You're an analogy!

[UrsulaMejor]

But those are analogies.

Technically they're similes

[Morrigi]

THEY'RE STILL NOT METAPHORS, DAMN YOU ALL

[UrsulaMejor]

OOC: Tobba: did a cluwne just beat an x-drone to death with a fire extinuisher

[Conor12]

<+butt> conor12 there actually are a butt of new schools of thought rejecting irony and cynicism and embracing butt sentiment and emotion

[BaneOfGiygas]

Steve Deadson says, "I'm pretty sure this makes me legally satanic."

[UrsulaMejor]

[11:32] (Marquesas) and by 'working on it' we basically mean

[11:32] (Marquesas) we are frantically staring in the direction of sweden