Robustorama: a CYOA in spaaace

[Sam Guivene]

>Consult Helix Fossil

[BaneOfGiygas]

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>Load "hoot.ogg" and play repeatedly in the hope that the owl will become confused enough for you to run away!

[phart]

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> Befriend owl by complimenting eyebrows

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In a snap and quite frankly really idiotic decision, you decide to try and break the wedgie-tough language barrier between YOUR TWO NON-PEOPLES throughout history! Unfortunately, your a goddamn donkeymulebrained jabroni who goes about complimenting the MOST UNDIGNIFIED PART OF AN OWL'S BODY, which is obviously and without a doubt the eyebrow you friggin' weirdo jeez!

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Good job dorko! The owl is crying like a pimply nerd rejected the day before prom! Also you've fallen over, truthfully being a robot programmed to only give a shit about humans you could care less about the owl and more about your poor design here!

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Way to face inner fears there, owl! Run off, why doncha? You have a SUPER-SERIOUS INVESTIGATION on your hands here anywhoo, sheeshaloni.

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Anybody there?
No?
Well okeydokery then.

[Megapaco]

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Search the HoS office for clues

[pizzatiger]

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Bug the RD for some upgrades and if that doesn't work go to the clown!

[Mageziya]

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Create a website to host this comic, then finish this comic. Then proceed to create a new comic that will become world's more popular and will cause Robustorama to be forgotten by the masses.

It's not like that's something that's happened in real life or anything.

More Serious suggestions:

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Dill-247: Search self for Radio.

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Dill-246: Be Beepsky.

[DyssalC]

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Go ask your brud Beepsky for some leads, but don't spend too much time around him, he's a potty mouth, and you don't want that to rub off on you.

[BeardedElectron]

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Accuse the next bush you see of being a changeling and then offer it a free pair of handcuffs for magic tricks.

[BaneOfGiygas]

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Report to the Research Wing and talk to some of the scientists, maybe they know what happened to the RD!

[phart]

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Report to the Research Wing and talk to some of the scientists, maybe they know what happened to the RD!

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What part of STUCK ON YOUR BACK DON'T YOU WEIRD MORONIC FORCES GET HERE?! YOU'RE JUST LIKE A TURTLE HERE FOLKS!!!

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Go ask your brud Beepsky for some leads, but don't spend too much time around him, he's a potty mouth, and you don't want that to rub off on you.

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Polite peeps don't bring up THAT NAME in your security force while you're around anymore...

[DyssalC]

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Use adorable tiny arm to hoist self off the ground, then have a good cry.

[phart]

Spoiler!

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Use adorable tiny arm to hoist self off the ground, then have a good cry.

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You would cry like a baby right now about your crummy luck, but you just jumped! YOU JUMPED LIKE SOME MAJESTIC ANGELIC BASKET-BALL PLAYING FROG MONSTER, hot dang! You couldn't care less about the failure, dang. DANG!!! You just wish the ROBOTIC ARM that assembled you were there to see their little buddy jump right now. Pity they were brutally torn apart for scrap metal by salvagers!

[DyssalC]

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Rotate arm to other side, attempt to jump again, this time with less force. Then give yourself a congratulatory pat on the back.

[phart]

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Rotate arm to other side, attempt to jump again, this time with less force. Then give yourself a congratulatory pat on the back.

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You promptly get up, but try as you may you cannot pat your own back with one jointless arm, that's literally impossible. Probably for the best though, you will not degrade yourself to being cute for attention, you're the boss here! If you wanted to do funny things you'd upload your conscience into a feline!

There is a crime at foot, and also a quite possibly HOMICIDAL OWLY THINGER running around the VENTS AND MAINTENANCE TUNNELS too! You must venture forth to investigate posthaste and stop all this dumb bullshit! If you don't, nobody else will!

The real question here though is who, what and most importantly where do you want to investigate right now?

CLICK BELOW FOR A MAP SHIT-MORONS:
Spoiler!

[pizzatiger]

Go to botanty and smoke some weed