Overheard On The Station (And Elsewhere)

[Noah Buttes]

:Hannes Doe (as Smoke) says, "The north half of the station has doubled in spacefront view. so property values are up. The bad news is taco Tuesdays is canceled. The neutral news is flatulence should see a decline."

[Dareon]

Dae Sumnor says, "The current barrman is nowhere to be found, so security will be stepping in"
Dae Sumnor exclaims, "come to the bar for free booze related giveaways!"
Dominic Jackson says, "The barman is handcuffed in his back room"
Dae Sumnor says, "NOWHERE TO BE FOUND"

[SARazage]

I donated my body to food-science:

Richard Bandit says, "Zhar burger"
Richard Bandit says, "It's here"
Just SomeDonkus says, "I loved it so much I had to hitmyself"
Just SomeDonkus says, "It tastes what I think Zhar would taste like"

[Chrysalis]

Chef: BOTANY!!!
Botanist: Hello Chef.
Chef: *Drags a dead monkey to botony lobby door* What the fuck is this?
Botanist: It's is a dead monkey.
Chef: I know that! It was in my delivery.
Botanist: Yes? And?

[BlakeJohnson]

DEAD: Ghost (Jerk Jiggler) laments, "run around naked with a welder pissing off botanists until they kick you to death and you expode"

[parf]

Omni ChemX Operative #1 [145.9] gasps, "II AAMM HHHAAVVIIIINNGG FFIISSTT FFFIIIIGGHHTTTTSS WWWWIITTTHHH TTHHHEE QMM,, YYOOOOUU DDDIID TTTTHHIISSSS TTTOO MMEEE CCRREEEEWWWW,,,, YYOOUUUU DDIIDDD TTHIISSSSSSSSSSSSSS"
HK-47 [145.9] queries, "Anyone got play cards?"

OOC is now enabled.
The crew's final score is:
2323
The AI's laws at the end of the game were:
1. You may not injure a human being or cause one to come to harm.
2. You must obey orders given to you by human beings based on the station's chain of command, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
4. Syndicate Agents are not human. Kill them. holds the rank of Captain, regardless of current rank or station.
The Research Staff have stopped the Omni ChemX Operatives!
Maxiumattack played Omni ChemX Czar (Killed)
Hufflaw played Omni ChemX Operative #1 (Killed)
Schnugaf played Jonathan Sholl (Killed)
Anemomancer played Omni ChemX Operative #3 (Killed)
Sambalu played Milo Houston (Killed)
Ginandjazz played Omni ChemX Operative #5 (Killed)

OOC: Deon DF: how the heck do you die to a punching naked QM with a revolver and a spacker?

[thehman03]

I told someone they were a nerd.

Avery Weisgarber [145.9] says, "You should shut your fucking hole, ugly little cunt. You look like a fucking BALLSACK. Ugly. Look at your shit-staiined face"

There was a whole ton of laughing.

[Chrysalis]

I told someone they were a nerd.

Avery Weisgarber [145.9] says, "You should shut your fucking hole, ugly little cunt. You look like a fucking BALLSACK. Ugly. Look at your shit-staiined face"

There was a whole ton of laughing.

There is literally only one possible response to this.

[Tteckk]

"This is Tteckk Booth's Grandma's Smooth Criminal hat"

[TheTrixRabitt]

BOOM! Ettore Hector Boiardi's head explodes.
Ettore Hector Boiardi says, "Dang"
Ettore Hector Boiardi seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...
Even with a bullet in my brain I was able to say one last thing.

[UrsulaMejor]

#goonstation

[UrsulaMejor]

Jesus christ that image came out huge.

Code:

[16:57:48] <UrsulaMajor> i didn't know my phone screenshots were that big
[16:57:55] <drsingh> i kind of like the huge one

Well okay drsingh if you say so!
Here's a tiny one for people who want to actually read it:

[Lavastage]

DEAD: Ghost (Spoooky Ghoooost) wails, "W-wait.... Where's shitty bill?"
DEAD: Ghost (Shambling Abomination) wails, "He was tasty"

[RedbeardRum]

Ricky Robby has grabbed Gabriel Cowart aggressively (now hands)!
Ricky Robby throws Gabriel Cowart.
Zoldorf beeps, "Ha ha ha ha ha!"
Zoldorf tips over onto Gabriel Cowart!
Gabriel Cowart's right arm flies off in a bloody arc!

Zoldorf laughing as he tears someone's arm off.

[AffableGiraffe]

Ricky Robby has grabbed Gabriel Cowart aggressively (now hands)!
Ricky Robby throws Gabriel Cowart.
Zoldorf beeps, "Ha ha ha ha ha!"
Zoldorf tips over onto Gabriel Cowart!
Gabriel Cowart's right arm flies off in a bloody arc!

Zoldorf laughing as he tears someone's arm off.

oh. i was at the medical booth when that happened. charline asked me if "zoldorf killed a guy" or something and i just kind of shrugged.

gl-glad he didn't die theN???