Get Dat Fukken Disk 3: The end of a trilogy!

[Mordent]

FuLPaSM (AI)

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Actions:

• Locate the owner of the PDA who sent me a message.
  
• Bring the port-a-med to near their location. If they're still on the disposals conveyor bring it to just outside it and open any doors between them. Once they climb in, send it back to medbay.
  

[Lady Birb]

Ah fuck. I loot the security officer, scanning his ID with my agent card and taking a baton and taser if they have one. I then, with my new access, search the contraband storage to see if they have 69's shit.

[Technature]

FuLPaSM the Butt-Bot (5)
Nothing happens.

Recusor and FuLPaSM
You alert the AI of your need for medical attention.  It responds by summoning the Port-a-medbay.
You leave disposals and climb in.
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You're in medbay.  The place seems to be kinda busy.  Oddly large amount of shouting and cursing.

Flesh Utopia (1) and Josh Foster (YOU FOOL!)
You slap an activator for each of your genes that aren't shit.
You hear outside someone asking to be a guinea pig for surgery.  Apparent he wants to slap an air tank in someone's chest.
Fuck it.
You volunteer and lie down on the nearby surgery table.
The doctor gets to work.  After a little bit, you feel noticeably lighter.
You also feel much weaker for some reason...
...what's that on the table.........
...Is that a beating heart?
..................!
IS THAT YOUR BEATING HEART!?!
You barely overhear someone else.
"You fucking asshole!  You're not allowed in here!"
The second doctor chases the first one out.  This is...less than okay.

S.A.A.D. (6)
"Okay, we're on our way now, so be ready."
"I call shotgunnnnn!"
"Huh?  Wait...NO!  DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE!"
Before the guy can order otherwise, you quickly drive the pod at MAXIMUM SPEED through a portal to the station.
You manage to get through security.  Literally.  Sadly, the room seems super small.........
Is this the Solitary Confinement room?  Anywho, the front of the pod is jammed pretty hard through the window.
The other guy gets up off the pod floor.  "Don't.  You.  EVER!  Do that again."
Losing your right to do things makes you sad enough to cry.  Loudly.

Highlander
Well, that could have gone better.  You take the opportunity to rob the corpse of its ID and add its access to your own and then proceed to check the contraband.
...seems empty...wait, when did they capture 69 again?
.........oh yeah, he was asking for help while you were in this room blowing up security...guess it wouldn't be here.
You heard a boom nearby...like a vehicle crash of some sort...?  Then you hear high pitched whining.
What the fuck is wrong with this place?

[Recusor]

I look around trying to get someones attention. Im pretty sure my arms are still attached, so I look for a normal MD and/or roboticist.

[Superlagg]

I create numerous BYOND accounts, change my IP, and try to ban-evade into a second shot killing Flesh Utopia. If it's still alive. If not, I'll just seek out the nearest player character and robust at them furiously. I perform these actions each minute until successful.

[warcrimes]

Flesh Utopia, not going down without a flight:

It's time to stand my ground- I resist being thrown out by whatever means i have at my disposal.
... hmmm, disposals...
maybe if my grappling goes well, a few drugs down the throat + a shove in the chute will buy me peace in my rightful place of work

[Killstrike]

You attempt to answer in a calm manner.  It doesn't work well.
You feel less stable than you probably should.

(so nothings changed)
I REMEMBER THE DISK. I HAVE TO GET THE DISK. YES THE DISK. I ROBOTICALLY DRIVE IN CIRCLES AS FAST AS I CAN SEARCHING FOR THE DISK

FuLPaSM the Butt-Bot (5)
Nothing happens.

Recusor and FuLPaSM
You alert the AI of your need for medical attention.  It responds by summoning the Port-a-medbay.
You leave disposals and climb in.
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You're in medbay.  The place seems to be kinda busy.  Oddly large amount of shouting and cursing.

Flesh Utopia (1) and Josh Foster (YOU FOOL!)
You slap an activator for each of your genes that aren't shit.
You hear outside someone asking to be a guinea pig for surgery.  Apparent he wants to slap an air tank in someone's chest.
Fuck it.
You volunteer and lie down on the nearby surgery table.
The doctor gets to work.  After a little bit, you feel noticeably lighter.
You also feel much weaker for some reason...
...what's that on the table.........
...Is that a beating heart?
..................!
IS THAT YOUR BEATING HEART!?!
You barely overhear someone else.
"You fucking asshole!  You're not allowed in here!"
The second doctor chases the first one out.  This is...less than okay.

S.A.A.D. (6)
"Okay, we're on our way now, so be ready."
"I call shotgunnnnn!"
"Huh?  Wait...NO!  DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE!"
Before the guy can order otherwise, you quickly drive the pod at MAXIMUM SPEED through a portal to the station.
You manage to get through security.  Literally.  Sadly, the room seems super small.........
Is this the Solitary Confinement room?  Anywho, the front of the pod is jammed pretty hard through the window.
The other guy gets up off the pod floor.  "Don't.  You.  EVER!  Do that again."
Losing your right to do things makes you sad enough to cry.  Loudly.

Highlander
Well, that could have gone better.  You take the opportunity to rob the corpse of its ID and add its access to your own and then proceed to check the contraband.
...seems empty...wait, when did they capture 69 again?
.........oh yeah, he was asking for help while you were in this room blowing up security...guess it wouldn't be here.
You heard a boom nearby...like a vehicle crash of some sort...?  Then you hear high pitched whining.
What the fuck is wrong with this place?

Well crap. I look around for a spare heart. If I find one, I attempt to disable internals and attempt to put it in me. I can already tell... I'm screwed.

[Lady Birb]

[Scottish sigh]
I glance over at the source of the explosion...
God dammit Blitzen. I use my access to get into the solitary confinement room and help Blitz out of the pod. After this I grab tools from the security podbay to replace the ones I lost and try to repair the pod. Again.

[Mordent]

FuLPaSM (AI)

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Actions:

• After making sure the dying nerd in the port-a-med got out, do a quick skim for other medical problems. Y'know, other than the clown doct-... oh god, what did he just do to that man?
  
• Connect to my cyborg, go and fill the heartless S.O.B. with some epinephrine to prolong his suffering life, while Ctrl+S-ing to get the attention of a doctor (which, by my unfortunate definition, includes the clown doctor who did it to him in the first place).
  

[Frank_Stein]

Now that we're all regrouped, let's get that disk. I'll flip on my tracker, and we'll all follow the signal

[New525]

I tell my new friends some jokes as we walk to pass the time
"....and then the spider ATE the cluwnes greasy head!"
"how is that a joke"
"me and the cluwne are friends"

[Technature]

FuLPaSM the Butt-bot(3)
Nothing happened.

Recusor
You alert medbay to your need for assistance.
They seem a bit busy, but they throw some styptic patches at you.

Superlagg (1)
Okay, fine. I'll play a different game.
You turn on a completely different game that isn't SS13 probably.
...oh shit it is SS13.
Man, what's with this perma-ban on goon?

Flesh Utopia (4)
Oh man, that doctor seems really annoyed.  Maybe you can use the disposals to "accidentally kill" get rid of him.
He lunges at you.  Using the force of his own jump, you grab him, throw him over your shoulder right into disposals, and flush it.
Expertly down, Flesh.  Expertly done.

Josh Foster (2)
You don't feel well enough to look around for a replacement.  The medical director passes by and takes a quick look.
He seems panicked after this.  He gets a couple people to try to keep you alive while he gets a replacement heart.
Man, if only someone saw the heart on the table there.
A cyborg nearby appears to be jamming you full of something.  Hopefully good somethings.

FuLPaSM
Uh...are doctors supposed to do that?
You quickly get your borg body to the geneticist that just went through a heart removal procedure and attempt to give him epinephrine.
You also alert medbay and its doctors that a man is dying due to massive heart possession failure.
On a side note, you're starting to recieve messages about power failure in various areas. None of them are important, but something should probably be done about it.

Let's go nuke team
What the actual fuck?
The only known surviving pod (yours) has somehow wedged itself into the Solitary confinement window.  You can hear a loud whining noise from it.
"But why noooooooooot?"
"Do you see what you did!?!  DO YOU!?"
You ask for details.  Surprisingly, Blitzen is pretty vague about it.  You ask about the cyborg's behavior.
"How the hell should I know?  Just give me the tracker so we can find the captain and END THIS DAY ALREADY!"
"Didn't you have the tracker?"
"Why the hell would I have the tracker I gave to you for safekeeping?"
"I HAVE THE TRACKER!"
You both look at the cyborg.  "Where?"
"In my pocket, right..."  It grabs at the air.
"OH NO!  GUYS, MY POCKET WENT MISSING!  WHERE AM I SUPPOSED TO KEEP MY WAFFLES!?!"
"...............didn't we give 69 the tracker to get the disk?"
Well fuck.

[Recusor]

I do my best to apply the styptic patches. If it seems the worst damage is resolved I head back out and this time head to tool storage across the hall from the chapel. Daddy needs more matter cartridges

[Frank_Stein]

So if the Tracker is in their pocket, and they got borged, the body is probably still in Medbay. To Medbay!

[Superlagg]

I check what's written on the Polaroids taped to my Battlestation to fill in the gaps caused by my ongoing battle with recurring amnesia.