Overheard On The Station (And Elsewhere)

[Zadeon]

Crimes McGee [145.9] says, "OK, the only way to deal with a possession problem is to make more things possessed"

[Spy_Guy]

I made a cake.

Jerry Kadel says, "Hmm."
Jerry Kadel says, "Lemmie cut it."
Jenny Antonsson says, "Also, don't cut it."
The mixture explodes!
The substance violently detonates!
The substance violently detonates!

He cut it.

[RandyArcher]

Me: "Crew... I am now a cyborg basketball wizard... this only will ever happen on space station 13..."

[Tof]

Shittier Bill [145.9] says, "SALTY SAM THE CHANGERMAN ESCAPED, WITH DAMAGE."

[Haine]

Poverty Ghost tries to disarm Randy Archer!
Poverty Ghost tries to disarm Randy Archer!
Poverty Ghost tries to disarm Randy Archer!
Poverty Ghost tries to disarm Randy Archer!
Poverty Ghost tries to disarm Randy Archer!
Poverty Ghost tries to disarm Randy Archer!
Poverty Ghost tries to disarm Randy Archer!
Poverty Ghost tries to disarm Randy Archer!
Poverty Ghost tries to disarm Randy Archer!
Poverty Ghost tries to disarm Randy Archer!
Poverty Ghost tries to disarm Randy Archer!
Poverty Ghost tries to disarm Randy Archer!
Poverty Ghost tries to disarm Randy Archer!
Poverty Ghost tries to disarm Randy Archer!
Randy Archer (Research Director) [145.9] says, "So ... I asked a medic to confirm I am not dead by punching me, but the medic is a ghost"
Poverty Ghost tries to disarm Randy Archer!
Poverty Ghost pushes down Randy Archer!
Tranquility (AI) [145.9] states, "The ghost is impoverished both in wealth and martial skill."

[CrackBauer]

Jen Ericson asks, "Breaking into EVA, I see?"
Jay Wolff says, "yep"
Jen Ericson blinds Jay Wolff with the flash!

During the exploding erebite QM's visit to medbay, this guy showed up.

Reginald Hempmaster III says, "OI"
Reginald Hempmaster III says, "ASSHOLE"
Reginald Hempmaster III says, "LET ME IN"
Elliott Dalton asks, "Why?"
Reginald Hempmaster III says, "I HAVE BIOLOGICAL MATTER"
Reginald Hempmaster III says, "alright"
Reginald Hempmaster III says, "woah"
Reginald Hempmaster III says, "floor's slippery"
Reginald Hempmaster III says, "could be dangerous"
Reginald Hempmaster III says, "anyways"
Reginald Hempmaster III says, "here we go"
Reginald Hempmaster III says, "the meat"
Reginald Hempmaster III says, "into"
Reginald Hempmaster III says, "the reclaimer"
Reginald Hempmaster III climbs into the enzymatic reclaimer and turns it on!

[CaptainBravo]

<+butt> it was all gross fanart except when it was butt screencaps

[Bandit]

Isaac Kirkhope [145.9] says, "help i tripped and fell into an entire crate of radios"
Isaac Kirkhope [145.9] says, "help i tripped and fell into an entire crate of radios"
Isaac Kirkhope [145.9] says, "help i tripped and fell into an entire crate of radios"
Isaac Kirkhope [145.9] says, "help i tripped and fell into an entire crate of radios"
Isaac Kirkhope [145.9] says, "help i tripped and fell into an entire crate of radios"
Isaac Kirkhope [145.9] says, "help i tripped and fell into an entire crate of radios"
Isaac Kirkhope [145.9] says, "help i tripped and fell into an entire crate of radios"
Isaac Kirkhope [145.9] says, "help i tripped and fell into an entire crate of radios"
Isaac Kirkhope [145.9] says, "help i tripped and fell into an entire crate of radios"
Isaac Kirkhope [145.9] says, "help i tripped and fell into an entire crate of radios"
Isaac Kirkhope [145.9] says, "help i tripped and fell into an entire crate of radios"
Isaac Kirkhope [145.9] says, "help i tripped and fell into an entire crate of radios"
Isaac Kirkhope [145.9] says, "help i tripped and fell into an entire crate of radios"
Isaac Kirkhope [145.9] says, "help i tripped and fell into an entire crate of radios"

[KikiMofo]

Isaac Kirkhope [145.9] says, "help i tripped and fell into an entire crate of radios"
Isaac Kirkhope [145.9] says, "help i tripped and fell into an entire crate of radios"
Isaac Kirkhope [145.9] says, "help i tripped and fell into an entire crate of radios"
Isaac Kirkhope [145.9] says, "help i tripped and fell into an entire crate of radios"
Isaac Kirkhope [145.9] says, "help i tripped and fell into an entire crate of radios"
Isaac Kirkhope [145.9] says, "help i tripped and fell into an entire crate of radios"
Isaac Kirkhope [145.9] says, "help i tripped and fell into an entire crate of radios"
Isaac Kirkhope [145.9] says, "help i tripped and fell into an entire crate of radios"
Isaac Kirkhope [145.9] says, "help i tripped and fell into an entire crate of radios"
Isaac Kirkhope [145.9] says, "help i tripped and fell into an entire crate of radios"
Isaac Kirkhope [145.9] says, "help i tripped and fell into an entire crate of radios"
Isaac Kirkhope [145.9] says, "help i tripped and fell into an entire crate of radios"
Isaac Kirkhope [145.9] says, "help i tripped and fell into an entire crate of radios"
Isaac Kirkhope [145.9] says, "help i tripped and fell into an entire crate of radios"

I admit that whole thing was my fault cause I found Isaac braindead in the commsroom so I turned on all the radios and shoved him into a crate of them. It was funny at first but then I began to regret my prank.

[Weavel]

I ended up cramming at least 20 more radios into that crate and me and Damian Garneys had enjoyable chats while inside
the station did not approve

[thehman03]

I ended up cramming at least 20 more radios into that crate and me and Damian Garneys had enjoyable chats while inside
the station did not approve

oh that was you.

[Spy_Guy]

Since IRC is fair game, here's some forum things that should be commemorated.

Anyone else get really slohed recentetly?
I try to talk ingame, but I got my character drunk aswell, but... I was a ysndie! shit!


What the fuck am I trying to say

no idea.

the ileggible word I spelled was "sloshed"

as in, drunk. Sorry, everyone! Not relaly, I'm enjoying this, but I undertadn! which only makes me crueler... if I understand, and od it anyway, am I not the cruelest person? I shall post no more for onight. Nitghty night@!

Let's all form a booze fund for Redbeard so we get more great posts like this.

[Weavel]

Since IRC is fair game, here's some forum things that should be commemorated.

Anyone else get really slohed recentetly?
I try to talk ingame, but I got my character drunk aswell, but... I was a ysndie! shit!

What the fuck am I trying to say

no idea.

the ileggible word I spelled was "sloshed"

as in, drunk. Sorry, everyone! Not relaly, I'm enjoying this, but I undertadn! which only makes me crueler... if I understand, and od it anyway, am I not the cruelest person? I shall post no more for onight. Nitghty night@!

Let's all form a booze fund for Redbeard so we get more great posts like this.

Youthink he'. Drunk but I'm drunk more than he is I'm posting this from a bathroom in a pub in Ireland and I seriously had like eight drinks or something hah
I dunno but playing sapve stations 13 is best when'd drunk

[Sundance]

Where in Ireland weavel?
If you don't say the specific pub, I won't believe you.
And yes, I am familiar with pretty much every pub in Dublin. All approximately 500 of them in the city centre.

[Weavel]

Where in Ireland weavel?
If you don't say the specific pub, I won't believe you.
And yes, I am familiar with pretty much every pub in Dublin. All approximately 500 of them in the city centre.

Molloys pub in tallaght beside the college