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Overheard On The Station (And Elsewhere)
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05-02-2014, 06:11 AM
Zoldorf beeps, "Ha ha ha ha ha!"
Zoldorf tips over onto Melanie Blowfist (as Tof Fugel)! Melanie Blowfist (as Tof Fugel) screams!
05-02-2014, 06:42 AM
Poor Tor Fugel. He got into a cycle of getting his limbs blown off and stapled back together.
05-02-2014, 04:54 PM
Robotic Talk, Terminus states, "Too distracted. they might also think I'm dad"
Robotic Talk, Terminus states, "Dead." Robotic Talk, Cyborg Theta-48 states, "you are my dad" Robotic Talk, Cyborg Theta-48 queries, "arent you?" Robotic Talk, Cyborg Theta-48 queries, "space dad?"
05-04-2014, 03:43 AM
Apparently gold bars are a kickass weapon.
Code: Tuk Tuk Rasa attacks Sarif Al Assad in the head with the gold bar!
05-04-2014, 09:57 AM
Robotic Talk, Doug Beach (as Comrade Ivan) says, "so uhm"
Robotic Talk, Doug Beach (as Comrade Ivan) says, "a headspider of a cluwne just hopped in my throat"
05-04-2014, 02:58 PM
Surgery did not go well today.
Quote:Lia Alliman starts to move Dan McStan onto the operating table. 
05-04-2014, 05:05 PM
Quote:Noam Stanza says, "I don't mind you wizard" You're sooooooo clever, Shitty Bill. I bet they used to call you Witty Bill back in the day.
05-05-2014, 06:09 AM
Jerki-Bot (AI) [145.9] states, "The detective just dove into space without a suit or internals to gun down a criminal"
Jerki-Bot (AI) [145.9] states, "God speed you crazy drunk bastard"
05-08-2014, 12:58 AM
Lance Stahl (as Bro Sprite) asks, "Why are there owls, seals, and wasps in escape?"
Lance Stahl (as Bro Sprite) says, "Oh and a walrus for some reason" Steve Dyssal (as Robert Patterson) asks, "The fuck have you done, Faffotron?" Lance Stahl (as Bro Sprite) says, "Oh god and so much else" Bluz Clue says, "Noah's Ark, they're leaving the lag-filled space station" Bluz Clue says, "They're starting over." Lance Stahl (as Bro Sprite) says, "Faffotron played god" Lance Stahl (as Bro Sprite) says, "We're paying for it" Faffotron states, "I don't know what's in here" Faffotron states, "I've created hell" 
05-08-2014, 09:57 AM
Decided to fine Tobba (Jane Miller) for being drunk on the job. Turns out she didn't appreciate that and decided to ticket me for fining her. What happened next was a battle of fining/ticketing, completely ignoring any plea's over the radio, while Jane accidentally lit the security tickets, then herself, then me, and then the captain threw a pipebomb, blew the fuck up security, yet it did not stop us as we continued to ticket each after every painful breath until we both died.
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Sundance Feely Sundance Feely has been officially yelled at by Nanotrasen Corporate Security for Issuing tickets before even leaving security on 08/05/53. Issued by: Jane Miller - Detective Sundance Feely has been officially told off by Nanotrasen Corporate Security for starting a ticket based textual rap battle on 08/05/53. Issued by: Jane Miller - Detective Sundance Feely has been officially told off by Nanotrasen Corporate Security for issuing too many tickets on 08/05/53. Issued by: Jane Miller - Detective Sundance Feely has been officially yelled at by Nanotrasen Corporate Security for also sexism on 08/05/53. Issued by: Jane Miller - Detective Sundance Feely has been officially berated by Nanotrasen Corporate Security for trying to imply being superior to the detective on 08/05/53. Issued by: Jane Miller - Detective Sundance Feely has been officially cautioned by Nanotrasen Corporate Security for making terrible jokes on 08/05/53. Issued by: Jane Miller - Detective Sundance Feely has been officially cautioned by Nanotrasen Corporate Security for not putting me the hell out on 08/05/53. Issued by: Jane Miller - Detective Sundance Feely has been officially sneered at by Nanotrasen Corporate Security for caused ticket battle to go deadly on 08/05/53. Issued by: Jane Miller - Detective Sundance Feely has been officially warned by Nanotrasen Corporate Security for losing the ticket battle through force on 08/05/53. Issued by: Jane Miller - Detective Maximilian Shirey Maximilian Shirey has been officially berated by Nanotrasen Corporate Security for literal burns on 08/05/53. Issued by: Jane Miller - Detective Maximilian Shirey has been officially yelled at by Nanotrasen Corporate Security for pipe bombing security on 08/05/53. Issued by: Jane Miller - Detective Jane Miller Jane Miller has been officially berated by Nanotrasen Corporate Security for dying on 08/05/53. Issued by: Jane Miller - Detective Dr. Swedlokim Dr. Swedlokim has been officially sneered at by Nanotrasen Corporate Security for Speaking poor french on 08/05/53. Issued by: Sundance Feely - Head of Security pipe bomb pipe bomb has been officially warned by Nanotrasen Corporate Security for blowing the hell out of security on 08/05/53. Issued by: Jane Miller - Detective Willy Kent Willy Kent has been officially sneered at by Nanotrasen Corporate Security for being an awful thief on 08/05/53. Issued by: Jane Miller - Detective Victor Linton Victor Linton has been officially cautioned by Nanotrasen Corporate Security for reckless littering of explosives on 08/05/53. Issued by: Jane Miller - Detective Fines -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Jane Miller Jane Miller: 200 credits Reason: Being drunk before she even started the job Issued by: Sundance Feely - Head of Security Paid: 100 credits Jane Miller: 300 credits Reason: Ticketing the HoS Issued by: Sundance Feely - Head of Security Paid: 300 credits Jane Miller: 400 credits Reason: Impling she can rap. HAH WOMEN Issued by: Sundance Feely - Head of Security Paid: 0 credits Jane Miller: 600 credits Reason: Telling the HoS to not Ticket Issued by: Sundance Feely - Head of Security Paid: 300 credits Jane Miller: 600 credits Reason: Taking a joke badly Issued by: Sundance Feely - Head of Security Paid: 0 credits Jane Miller: 500 credits Reason: Implying the detective is superior to the hos Issued by: Sundance Feely - Head of Security Paid: 500 credits Jane Miller: 500 credits Reason: Lighting herself and the tickets on fire Issued by: Sundance Feely - Head of Security Paid: 0 credits Jane Miller: 1000 credits Reason: Lighting the HoS on fire Issued by: Sundance Feely - Head of Security Paid: 600 credits Jane Miller: 200 credits Reason: Making a mockery of sec Issued by: Sundance Feely - Head of Security Paid: 0 credits Jane Miller: 300 credits Reason: Burning to death in security Issued by: Sundance Feely - Head of Security Paid: 300 credits Jane Miller: 500 credits Reason: Losing the ticket battle Issued by: Sundance Feely - Head of Security Paid: 100 credits Jane Miller: 200 credits Reason: Fainting on the job Issued by: Sundance Feely - Head of Security Paid: 200 credits Jane Miller: 100 credits Reason: Getting back up after an explosion Issued by: Sundance Feely - Head of Security Paid: 100 credits
05-08-2014, 10:13 AM
Absolutely posted this in the wrong thread (thought it was greatest moments)
plz 4give me
05-08-2014, 03:06 PM
Sundance Wrote:Absolutely posted this in the wrong thread (thought it was greatest moments) never ever... 
05-11-2014, 09:59 AM
Quote:<Postmo_> Bubs Runner
05-12-2014, 07:47 AM
<pac0_BR> the english teachers teach fish simple actions with daily reinforcement
05-15-2014, 06:37 PM
Gib InterCo Commander (as Sailor Dave) says, "oh no"
Gib InterCo Commander (as Sailor Dave) says, "it is true" Gib InterCo Commander (as Sailor Dave) says, "I have become" Gib InterCo Commander (as Sailor Dave) says, "the murderjerk" Gib InterCo Commander (as Sailor Dave) says, "there's no turning back now" Gib InterCo Commander (as Sailor Dave) says, "it's all or nothing" Gib InterCo Commander (as Sailor Dave) says, "perhaps someday I will atone" Gib InterCo Commander (as Sailor Dave) says, "till then" Gib InterCo Commander (as Sailor Dave) says, "HAHA SUCKERS" |
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