Overheard On The Station (And Elsewhere)

[poland spring]

*flipout

Prospector Pete flips right straight the FUCK out!

also I'd like to see a Paco Br in the diner someday he's precious

[Lavastage]

Spoiler!

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<Lavastage> all hail the skybee
<UrsulaMajor> atomicthumbs oh my god
<UrsulaMajor> grover ate the  universe
<Lavastage> wait what
<@atomicthumbs> I̖̫̲͚̗̲̘ͯ̂͞N͈ͭ̀ͯ̓̓S̯͕͍̉̔U̢̘̫̝͙̫ͅL̓̾̈̔̅̍Å̰̈Tͩͥ͌̓ͭ̐E͔̭̱̐̆͂Ḏ͕̖͈̤͎̰ ̪̰̼͈̳̠͇͑ͬ̽S̺̗̠̪͍̫̊̎̑̑͆ͨ͒T͙̪̰͍ͪͧ̍̅ͫ͒̒A̭̝̘̅̇ͯ̌ͮͩ͘I̳̼̱͓͔̺͗ͭ͆͌̈́̌̚͢R̷̙̳̪ͮͮ̏ͬ̎̍S͕̯̙͉̹͐ͧͤͦ̋̒
<Iamgoofball> good night
<UrsulaMajor> Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn. Mnahn'agl hlirgh naflnilgh'ri ilyaaoth Azathoth hrii nanilgh'ri
<UrsulaMajor> P̼̣̹̱̝͓ͮͬͮ͒̔ͥh̩ͦ͗͊̌͞'̛̈̿̆͐̃ṅ͔̤͖̤͂̈̈̒̇g͔̭̮̪͈l̟ͪͭͯͦ̆̾̄ͅu̸̫̘͇̒ͮ̈ǐ̥͖̫̌ͣ͑͊̈̚͘ ͇̲̞̘̑͊̂͑̎ͧm̨̲̯̞̞͇g̳ͫl̖͍̜w̡̼̞͔ͬ͐ͨ̏͆'̙͍̟̅̒n͕̞̣̘͝a̘̞̥̻͌͑̇̑ͅf̺̗̰̑̍h̢̑ͬ ̴̥ͫC̡̭̬̃͒͛̊̉t̺̮̪ͣ̈́̌̏̄́͞ẖ͑̀̿ũͥ̔̍҉̖ļ̬̦ͩͤ͐ĥ̵͕̦̩̞͉̰u̹̗̙̟̩ͩͯ ̌̚͞R̢̖̺̈'̹͕̣͎̳̱̍͗ͣ̂ͩ́͡lͯ̂
<UrsulaMajor> ̗͙y̩̏ͫ̏ͯͩe͍̣͚̫̪͙͇͒̑̇ͧ́h̯ͨ͒ͮ̾ͮ͗̒ ̧̥͍̝̹̲̖͈ͭ̈́w̞̫͓͙͉̖̓ĝ̖̹̯͌ͩ̿͋ȃ̓҉̩͈̼̺̝͙̖h͚̘̳̝̾ͫ̽ͅͅ'̣̍͒ń̥a̛͍͔̫g͆̐̒̽ͮͮ̅̕l̻̞̬̲̗̱͑͢ ̬̙̫̐̔ͧͩ̿̒̈̀f̢̗̥̘̳̤̓ͣ̾̓͆h̉҉t͇̙̘̽̓̿̋a͉̺̿ͅg̴͎̉ͥͭ̃ͦ͆n̴͚̯̘̼͙͇̪̾ͦ̊͂.̤̺̝̦̂ͧ͛̊̓ ̱̦̜̫̯͔̾M̨̞͖̞̙̽n͆ͨͭ̿̑ͯ̒͏̱̻̗̼͍̯a̧̩ͪͫ̑̒̓h̬͖̫͔͒
<UrsulaMajor> ̫̥n̳̬̿͆ͪ̿̅͐'̡̙ͩ̏̒͌ͩ͆ͧa̫̦̟͖͗ͧ͗̉̾͡ğ̚l̪̭̬̻̈ ͎͓͙̪̭͚ͥ̅̾ͬ̅͗̐͞h̝͔̘̺̮l͙̟͍̬̣̖̾̅͋̽̄ͬͅi͕̖̹̲͚̙ͯͥͨ̀͘ͅr͈̦͔̦̘̫̀̌̽g̜͎͙ͪ̓ͨh̸͑̾̎ͪͦ ̖͒̇͗̀͢n̻̜̹ͮ̍̀aͦ̂҉̬͇̟͕̠̠͙f̪̘̬̱̊̊̊̑l̓ͦ͑̀͌̓̊͏̩̺̝̟̪̯n͕͓̮͉̜̭͌̽̐̑͞i̢̬̖͉͊̽̇͛̓l͐͐ͯ̍͏̘̺̹̳̞͇̫g͌h̠̱̪̦̱̬͈ͧͮͪͥ̅̿̀̚'̨̦̙̊ͩ͑ȑͭ
<UrsulaMajor> ̛̠͛ͯͅi͔̪͕̥̅͗͐̒ ͓͎̬ͤͫ̆ͤ̀ͅͅį̼̒̑̓ͪ̏͑̀l͓͟y͖̟̳̲̭͔̭ͩͥ̏a̰͓̥̺ͯ̅̐ͧ̋̚͢a̫̫ͧ̿͋̇̋ͫ̓o̹͔̝̖̬̞͌̓̃t̸͓̗͔̮͙̟̮̽h̡̳͌͐́̔ͨ ̜̪͇̂̀̑ͨ̑̾̾͟Ȁ̵͈̰̯͖̱̽ͮͪ͐́̒z̠͉̱̼̺̠a̷͕̗̦͑ͩṭ͓̩͎̮̐̍̈́̀ͭ̀h̶̻͖͚o̙͉̦̘̩̦̥̍t̤̔͐͗̅͒ͣ͗͜h͔̞̬͎̯̿̃͛ͪ͗̃̐ ̛̟͖͇̖̲ͧ͊ͯh̘̥̯r̜i̪͚̣͎̩ͬͦͭͨͯ̅͘i͚̰͊̃ͮͬ̏
<UrsulaMajor> ̟̙̮̭͖ ͙̥̈͊n͗ͣ̑͋ͭͬa̗̭̤̦̥̓͒̾ͧ͞n̢͉̗̞͇̫ͧͪͬͧ̆͗̂i̞̜ͨͭͨͧļ̱͍̱͕̞̣͙g̴͈ͦ̋̔ͫ̅ͯhͧ͠'̂͊̆̈́͒̏ͬ͏r̶̜̊i͕̖̹̝ͭͨ͑̍ͅ
<Iamgoofball> nerd
<Lavastage> right so things are going lovecraftian
<Iamgoofball> .tell UrsulaMajor nerd
<Lavastage> i think im done for the night
* skybee bumbles.
<@hukhukhuk> oy quit it
<UrsulaMajor> .seen iamgoofball
* skybee bumbles that iamgoofball was last seen 0 minutes ago saying: .tell UrsulaMajor nerd

What seemed like a normal night turned into the summoning of cthulu, or something of the sort.

[UrsulaMejor]

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[23:04:55] <Iamgoofball> UrsulaMajor, you completely ruined it gj
[23:04:56] <pac0_BR> gj
[23:05:00] <Lavastage> gj
[23:05:04] <Iamgoofball> gj
[23:05:04] <UrsulaMajor> gj
[23:05:07] <Iamgoofball> gj
[23:05:27] <atomicthumbs> gj
[23:05:32] <Iamgoofball> gj
[23:05:39] <UrsulaMajor> gj
[23:05:44] <Iamgoofball> gj
[23:06:45] <UrsulaMajor> gj
[23:06:53] <atomicthumbs> gj
[23:06:54] <Iamgoofball> gj
[23:06:55] <pac0_BR> gj
[23:06:59] <atomicthumbs> gj
[23:07:01] <UrsulaMajor> gj
[23:07:04] <Lavastage> .seen nerd
[23:07:06] * skybee bumbles in a clueless manner regarding nerd
[23:07:07] <knaelidos> Is there an admin here I can cry undeserved pubbie tears to?
[23:07:11] * atomicthumbs sets ban on *!*[email protected]
[23:07:11] * atomicthumbs has kicked Lavastage from #goonstation (atomicthumbs)
[23:07:24] <UrsulaMajor> it's like hunger games but less dying children

[Lantern]

Central Council Update

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM SS13 INTO WINDOWS. ITS SS13 AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING FARTS ALONGSIDE WITH MY CHARACTER. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME SYNDICATES OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP ROBUST TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY ESCAPED THE GALAXY'S MOST DANGEROUS STATION. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY COLLEGE CLASS AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN COLLEGE CLASS CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JERKS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE SECRETS AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNING. THEN I LIFT.

[Dabir]

Woody Losey saws open his butt with the circular saw!
Woody Losey throws the circular saw.
Woody Losey lies down on Operating Table.
Woody Losey begin to delicately slice the intestines with the scalpel!
Woody Losey's Standard Cyborg Right Arm flies off in a oily arc!
Woody Losey screams!
Man Jackson says, "HA."
Woody Losey gasps, "OOOhhh gggoodd.."
Woody Losey gasps, "AABBOORRRTT"

[Lavastage]

Shitty Goff (as Jack Goff) says, "You look all good"
Shitty Bob (as Cherokee Bob) says, "AHH"
Shitty Stamos (as Desmond Stamos) says, "Go see if there is a body"
Shitty Man Jenkins (as Captain) says, "anyways, i'm in the brig if you want to test your spree"
Shitty Sandman says, "ice moon, its put in already"
Shitty Packer (as Cookie Packer) says, "oh, ice moon"
Shitty platyctenean states, "Oh god, Shitty-side"
Shitty Nehling (as Jonathon Nehling) says, "it's coming back i think"
Shitty Sandman says, "just click toggle portal"
Shitty platyctenean declares, "Shitty killed Shitty!"

[Bobbeh]

Dalen Keith farts on the bible.
A mysterious force smites Dalen Keith!
Dalen Keith farts in David Bailey's face!
You are resting. Click 'rest' to toggle back to stand.
David Bailey farts on the bible.
A mysterious force smites David Bailey!
David Bailey farts in Richard Grabber's face!
Richard Grabber farts on the bible.
A mysterious force smites Richard Grabber!
Richard Grabber farts in Finn Ericsson's face!
Cyrus Derpilyev farts on the bible.
A mysterious force smites Cyrus Derpilyev!
Cyrus Derpilyev farts in Finn Ericsson's face!
Finn Ericsson farts on the bible.
A mysterious force smites Finn Ericsson!

[Bobbeh]

sorry for the double post but
After a bit of weird mix making, I accidently make a massive firey explosion that renders toxins uninhabitable! Seems I've done ~science~, and some of the reactions:

DEAD: ADMIN(Denmark) says, "air status of that room: 11454.7 Kelvin"
Corey Franks says, "TOXINS IS LITERALLY SO HOT MY FIRESUIT DOES NOTHING"

[Grayshift]

Selina Stalls says, "I went into a morphine coma so deep that my addiction was cured by the time I got out of it."

[Lavastage]

Funk Hive Operative #1 (as Janitor) gasps, "iiimmmm cccrrrriiittt bbyy oorrgaaanniicc wwwaallll"

INCOMPITENT SYNDIES AHOY!

[BillyMays]

You leap and slam your head against the inside of Guardbuddy-430! Ouch!

[Lavastage]

Shitty Bill [145.9] gasps, "GGRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Shitty Bill [145.9] gasps, "GGRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Shitty Bill [145.9] gasps, "GGRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Shitty Bill [145.9] gasps, "GGRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Shitty Bill [145.9] gasps, "GGRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Shitty Bill [145.9] gasps, "GGRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Shitty Bill [145.9] gasps, "GGRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Shitty Bill [145.9] gasps, "GGRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Shitty Bill [145.9] gasps, "GGRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Lily Lilington [145.9] bellows, "OH HEY HE'S STILL ALIVE!!!"

[Lavastage]

Deeps Repus [145.9] states, "Crew, state current activities."
That One Borg [145.9] states, "making infinite bees"
That One Borg states, "making infinite bees"
Janet Jakobsson [145.9] says, "Trying to come up with a clever way to mu-"
Janet Jakobsson [145.9] says, "uh"
Richard Meier [145.9] says, "making robot parts to eventually add people to your legions AI"
Deeps Repus [145.9] queries, "Again, Janet?"
Janet Jakobsson [145.9] says, "A clever way to muppets."

[Bobbeh]

2muchblingin

[Zadeon]

Poe Jubby says, "turn them off I can drag you to medical faster"
Man Jackson says, "I would, but"
Poe Jubby says, "oh"
Poe Jubby says, "..."
Poe Jubby is trying to take off the the magnetic shoes from Man Jackson's feet!
Man Jackson exclaims, "Turns out having no arms is very inconvenient!"
Man Jackson says, "Who'd have thought"
Poe Jubby smiles.