I went wendigo-hunting then brought them back to the station. I happened upon Security and inquired if they wished to purchase one. They did.
The punishment for embezzling is swift and severe.
Quote:<nana> i get angry when it hink of horses
<nana> *i think!!!!!!!
<Notorion> do horses scare u
<nana> no i just think theyre shit
<AngriestIBM> agreed
<Notorion> wow what makes u think horses are shit
<efrem> the fact that they're shit
<nana> oops broke my stupidly long leg, now i have to die
<AngriestIBM> It's a fact
<Notorion> !!!
<YJHGHTFH> horses are silly + dumb
<nana> oh cool, hay...... thanks for the hay.... i dont know wheter to eat it or shit on it
<efrem> if a horse breaks its leg it immediately dissolves into glue
<Notorion> look @ horse teeth
<efrem> this is a natural defense mechanism that they evolved to protect themselves from the kentucky derby
<AgBengip> Horses are awful most of the time
<AgBengip> They're fantastic when they do the fucked up smiley thing
<nana> wowee im a horse, 12 year old girls and weird ladies sure love me + think im elegant *has a stupid long face*
<YJHGHTFH> horses arent even graceful theyre kinda lanky and silly
<AngriestIBM> Idea: let's eat all of the horses
<AngriestIBM> all of them
<AngriestIBM> every
<AngriestIBM> last
<AngriestIBM> one
<nana> i would even eat a horse
<nana> *wouldnt
<efrem> i saw a tv documentary about a group of wild horses once and a big portion of it was about how the main female would get fucked by a whole bunch of other horses so all of those horses wouldn't kick the baby's teeth in
<efrem> because it might be their baby
<efrem> majestic as fuck
<&drsingh> you eat a horse every day hahaha
<AgBengip> http://www.wikihow.com/Teach-a-Horse-to-Smile
<AgBengip> Wikihowwwwwwwwwww
<nana> dont teach a horse anything
<nana> they dont deserve educations
<nana> or acknowledgement that they exist
<AngriestIBM> can I teach it the meaning of the word pain
<efrem> not too hard
<efrem> it will dissolve into glue
<efrem> we just covered this
<AngriestIBM> what if I want that to happen
<AngriestIBM> to every horse
<AngriestIBM> at once
<efrem> idk that sounds pretty difficult
<efrem> what if the horse is making itself popcorn + then it turns into glue and now there's just popcorn w/ glue all over it
<nana> in some languages, horse translates to "Big Shameful Dog"
<efrem> also the horse is your fifth grade teacher and now all the kids are eating glue popcorn
<efrem> bc they are very stupid
<nana> wow what a nightmare
<AngriestIBM> counterpoint: what if the horse is being ridden by some big doofus like it's a race or polo
<AngriestIBM> and then it turns to glue and he looks like a big fool sitting on a glue puddle
<nana> what if fabio is riding the horse to a wizards tower (to cure the sexy curse that has been put on him)
<efrem> what if it looks like he just splooged out a horse shape underneath himself instead
<efrem> kids might see that
<efrem> + that's gross <Smokes> who the fuck is fabio <wow
Quote:<nana> i get angry when it hink of horses
<nana> *i think!!!!!!!
<Notorion> do horses scare u
<nana> no i just think theyre shit
<AngriestIBM> agreed
<Notorion> wow what makes u think horses are shit
<efrem> the fact that they're shit
<nana> oops broke my stupidly long leg, now i have to die
<AngriestIBM> It's a fact
<Notorion> !!!
<YJHGHTFH> horses are silly + dumb
<nana> oh cool, hay...... thanks for the hay.... i dont know wheter to eat it or shit on it
<efrem> if a horse breaks its leg it immediately dissolves into glue
<Notorion> look @ horse teeth
<efrem> this is a natural defense mechanism that they evolved to protect themselves from the kentucky derby
<AgBengip> Horses are awful most of the time
<AgBengip> They're fantastic when they do the fucked up smiley thing
<nana> wowee im a horse, 12 year old girls and weird ladies sure love me + think im elegant *has a stupid long face*
<YJHGHTFH> horses arent even graceful theyre kinda lanky and silly
<AngriestIBM> Idea: let's eat all of the horses
<AngriestIBM> all of them
<AngriestIBM> every
<AngriestIBM> last
<AngriestIBM> one
<nana> i would even eat a horse
<nana> *wouldnt
<efrem> i saw a tv documentary about a group of wild horses once and a big portion of it was about how the main female would get fucked by a whole bunch of other horses so all of those horses wouldn't kick the baby's teeth in
<efrem> because it might be their baby
<efrem> majestic as fuck
<&drsingh> you eat a horse every day hahaha
<AgBengip> http://www.wikihow.com/Teach-a-Horse-to-Smile
<AgBengip> Wikihowwwwwwwwwww
<nana> dont teach a horse anything
<nana> they dont deserve educations
<nana> or acknowledgement that they exist
<AngriestIBM> can I teach it the meaning of the word pain
<efrem> not too hard
<efrem> it will dissolve into glue
<efrem> we just covered this
<AngriestIBM> what if I want that to happen
<AngriestIBM> to every horse
<AngriestIBM> at once
<efrem> idk that sounds pretty difficult
<efrem> what if the horse is making itself popcorn + then it turns into glue and now there's just popcorn w/ glue all over it
<nana> in some languages, horse translates to "Big Shameful Dog"
<efrem> also the horse is your fifth grade teacher and now all the kids are eating glue popcorn
<efrem> bc they are very stupid
<nana> wow what a nightmare
<AngriestIBM> counterpoint: what if the horse is being ridden by some big doofus like it's a race or polo
<AngriestIBM> and then it turns to glue and he looks like a big fool sitting on a glue puddle
<nana> what if fabio is riding the horse to a wizards tower (to cure the sexy curse that has been put on him)
<efrem> what if it looks like he just splooged out a horse shape underneath himself instead
<efrem> kids might see that
<efrem> + that's gross <Smokes> who the fuck is fabio <wow
That might be the best IRC chat ive ever read. Thank you.
Quote:DEAD: Ghost (Colby Johnson) moans, "you put it on 14 when i had it on 5"
DEAD: Ghost (Johnny Walker) laments, "locked you inside because you tthrew me in the trash"
DEAD: Ghost (Edison Lootin) moans, "calm yourselves"
DEAD: Ghost (Colby Johnson) wails, "yes it is just a video game"
DEAD: Ghost (Johnny Walker) wails, "yea, its not worth it"
DEAD: Ghost (Edison Lootin) laments, "Holy shit that worked"
Quote:Felix Wheeler [145.9] says, "SOMEONE TOOK MY LEG AND HIT ME WIHT IT"
Felix Wheeler [145.9] says, "MY LEGS GONE"
Newton International Overlord [145.9] says, "Well, I'm sorry that Newton International didn't feel the need to give their operatives surgury lessons."
Quote:<Arki> https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/27 ... -simulator
<Chase> i hope you can flip the boardgame when you are losing
<efrem> i wish you could flip the boardgame online table any time spacemarine + blackrayjack were playing
<Twoflower> we should bgo
<Chase> suggest they make bgo in that
<SailorDave> we should never bgo ever again
<pac0_BR3> bgo again
<SailorDave> no pac0.
<SailorDave> no bgo.
<pac0_BR3> lets bgo
<SailorDave> NO PAC0
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