Overheard On The Station (And Elsewhere)

[Morrigi]

<Notorion> butt rigor mortis
<Notorion> the worst scenario where even the fbi sent out to investigate the crime scene can't have 5 seconds of fun
<Notorion> put your pens away boys this one's rock hard

[CaptainBravo]

from yesterday on IRC:

<SecretAgentCow> is there a random chance when someone is wearing wizard fucking gear to randomly insert their name in the entire first fucking chapter of harry potter
<SecretAgentCow> http://pastebin.com/4cs5FW6z
<SecretAgentCow> you fucks
<efrem> hahaha what
<ClockworkCupcake> how the hell did they manage that
<SecretAgentCow> no clue
<SecretAgentCow> but it happened fucking twice
<SecretAgentCow> with two different people
<Spacemarine9> not always
<Spacemarine9> sometimes its the second chapter

aaaaand mystery solved:

<@popecrunch> awwwwww the hilarious seed name bug got patched
<@popecrunch> you can no longer annihilate people's chat panels by hitting them with a seed whose name is the entire text of the irish declaration of independence
<anti-hamaon> heh
<@popecrunch> apparently the tipping point was someone naming a seed with the entire text of the first harry potter book

[Weavel]

That was me who named seeds the Irish declaration of free state and Harry potter chapter 1.

The best was naming it the entire first act of Hamlet and forcing a dnd game to read it

[Klayboxx]

The best was naming it the entire first act of Hamlet and forcing a dnd game to read it

That is just amazing.

[Spy_Guy]

Leif Badstrand says, "Trick or treat."
Leif Badstrand says, "Hey."
Leif Badstrand screams!
Chuck Gristleteeth says, "This man has been killed"
Leif Badstrand asks, "Which will it be?"
Chuck Gristleteeth says, "Trick."
Leif Badstrand exclaims, "You asked for it!"
Leif Badstrand spits acid at Chuck Gristleteeth!

[Lavastage]

DEAD: Ghost (Dan Mc Stan) laments, "actually, may wanna broadcast that, so the station knows what caused chem to die"


Galactic Empire Update

safety first

"David Bailey asks, "How do you ignite Argine?"

Long story short, chem did not exist any more after that... I knew I should have ran after he said that.

[Preid]

DEAD: Ghost (Dan Mc Stan) laments, "actually, may wanna broadcast that, so the station knows what caused chem to die"


Galactic Empire Update

safety first

"David Bailey asks, "How do you ignite Argine?"

Long story short, chem did not exist any more after that... I knew I should have ran after he said that.

Galactic Empire Update

Confirmed outbreak of level 20 flammability hazard aboard Mining Office Tango. All personnel must contain the outbreak.#

The station burned for Bailey's hubris.

[Readster]

Aaron Garneys says, "What now deadtears"
Aaron Garneys says, "gonna cry to your mommy"
Deadter Chesman says, "Why obviously"
Aaron Garneys says, "waaaah"
Deadter Chesman says, "I will do this"
Aaron Garneys says, "waaah"
Deadter Chesman punches Aaron Garneys!
Deadter Chesman knocks down Aaron Garneys!
Deadter Chesman farts in Aaron Garneys's face!
Edison Lootin says, "rip"

[Cameron Higgs]

Bethany Parks says, "If you don't want weird aftertastes, maybe don't slurp up patients' blood."

[Lavastage]

Felisa Lero slurs, "shay"*shlap Marshhall shhiggh"
Felisa Lero slurs, "shay"*shlap Marshhall shhiggh"
Felisa Lero slurs, "shay"*shlap Marshhall shhiggh"
Felisa Lero slurs, "shay"*shlap Marshhall shhiggh"
Felisa Lero slurs, "shay"*shlap Marshhall shhiggh"
Felisa Lero slurs, "shay"*shlap Marshhall shhiggh"

this continued for a couple minutes.

[Lavastage]

sorry for a double post....

Robert Paulson [145.9] says, "Ahaha, I am making gunpowder"
Robert Paulson [145.9] says, "OH MY GOD"
the wooden barricade has been hit by Sarah Werner with the crowbar
Robert Paulson [145.9] says, "FIRE FIRE FIRE"

[ClockworkCupcake]

Robotic Talk, I.D.A.F.T states, "They ate the intercom so I couldn't listen in on them"

[SAOrangeSoda]

Cyborg Nu-17 [145.9] states, "I can confirm that land mines MAY OR MAY NOT be lethal"

[Lavastage]

Jake Marshall [145.9] exclaims, "Yes! I found sarin!"
Jake Marshall [145.9] stammers, "OOHHHH SSHHHITTT II IINNHHAAAALLLEDDIITT"
Dan Mc Stan [145.9] says, "hahahah"
Dan Mc Stan says, "hahahah"
Jake Marshall [145.9] stammers, "NNNOOO"
Jake Marshall [145.9] stammers, "SSTTIILL"
Jake Marshall [145.9] stammers, "IIII FFOOUUDD SSAARRIINN"
Jake Marshall [145.9] stammers, "SSO I'MMM HHAAPPPPYY"

[Lavastage]

Again sorry for a double post

Cyborg Rho-71 declares, "WHO WANTS A SARIN?!?!?!"
Cyborg Rho-71 states, "YOU DOOO