Overheard On The Station (And Elsewhere)

[atamusvaleo]

Stan Beezlebub [145.9] says, "Oh shit"
Stan Beezlebub says, "Oh shit"
Stan Beezlebub [145.9] says, "I'm a detective"
Stan Beezlebub says, "I'm a detective"
You have added 300 credits to the box.
Without even breaking stride, Stan Beezlebub flips open and lights the zippo lighter in one smooth movement.
With a single flick of their wrist, Stan Beezlebub smoothly lights the salbutamol-laced cigarette with the zippo lighter. Damn they're cool.
You heat the salbutamol-laced cigarette.
You hear a quiet click, as Stan Beezlebub shuts off the zippo lighter without even looking what they're doing. Wow.
Manne Love [145.9] says, "Detect my butt, nerd."
Stan Beezlebub [145.9] says, "Hmmm"
Stan Beezlebub says, "Hmmm"
Stan Beezlebub [145.9] exclaims, "Manne Love... it would seem you are a giant walking, talking butt!"
Stan Beezlebub exclaims, "Manne Love... it would seem you are a giant walking, talking butt!"
Manne Love [145.9] exclaims, "I have no faults with that description. I am a proud butt!"
Forensics equipment locker has been unlocked by Stan Beezlebub.
Manne Love [145.9] says, "I hail from a long line of sturdy arses."
Stan Beezlebub [145.9] says, "My perception skills are keen"
Stan Beezlebub says, "My perception skills are keen

shortly after, in the bar

Stan Beezlebub points to Manne Love.
Larry Kurzowski asks, "pour me some vodka, would ya?"
Manne Love points to Stan Beezlebub.
Stan Beezlebub says, "MANNE LOVE"
Manne Love exclaims, "I AM THE BUTT!"
Manne Love twitches violently.
Stan Beezlebub says, "IT would seem you need a new butt"
You have added the sunglasses to the backpack.
Manne Love vomits on the floor profusely!
Manne Love exclaims, "What!"
The snack machine beeps, "A fresh delight is only a bite away!"
Stan Beezlebub says, "Yours appears to have a crack in it"
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Manne Love screams!