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10-24-2018, 11:53 AM
Wiggles Wigglesby [4] & some Staff Assistant [6]
Your new friend grabs you by the hand and drags you to customs. Luckily the HoP still seems to be at his post. You flip and dance, and the HoP dances back.
You have acquired an ID with Staff Assistant access.
Horatio Jiggles [6]
You open the safety shutters and shut down the belt, and walk up to the hulk of a crusher. You inch closer still, close enough to feel the wind off of the whirring teeth, inches away from your face.
You gently run a finger between the rotating blades, caressing the smooth cylinder that holds them fast- you feel one of them lightly shave the hair off your arm.
This sure is the crusher you think.
Selladore Kaine [2] ... and others
You arrive at tool storage to find most of the good hacking tools are gone, but you do pull a Screwdriver and Wirecutter out of an otherwise pillaged toolbox. With that in hand, you turn your attention to your PDA, but you're interrupted by the arrival of-
Adrian Clarke [6] who looks like he has a bone to pick.
"Who's ass do I need to ticket to get some fresh bud in this hellscape?"
Before the botanist can reply, a third person is at the door-
it's Jack Jackson [2] and he's here to-
"HEY ADRIAN YOU'RE COOL CAN WE HANG OUT??"
. . .
. . .
c o n f r o n t a t i o n rerolls.
Selladore [6]
Adrian [2]
Jack [1]
Adrian moves to detain Selladore for not making good weed- what an abuse!
Selladore shoves Adrian to the ground and farts on him.
Selladore flips.
Jack reaches into his bag to grab something??
Adrian rolls away from Selladore and reaches for his flash. It's assault now.
Selladore disarms Adrian.
Selladore farts.
Selladore farts.
Jack implants Adrian. Adrian collapses.
. . .
What the fuck was that??
Selladore Kaine flees the scene.
Ada O'Hara [5]
You park your sub in the research dock and make your way back to tool storage.
Ada O'Hara says, [145.9] "Alrighty. My back is cracked and my ideas booklet is packed."
You're ready to rock and to roll.
Kickflip Brozinski [2]
You stuff the bong into your backpack and take up your radio.
Kickflip Brozinski says, [145.9] "Hey, quarterdudes, what's Josh got on offer?"
Silence.
Guess nobody's at the console, gonna have to barter with the AI.
say "; fuck" states [145.9] "Doesn't look like Josh is in right now, but i'll keep an eye on it."
Punch Monster [1]
You're pretty sure you heard someone IC-in-OOC about a c-saber, so you run off looking for that.
After a full lap of the hallway, you've come up empty. Damn.
Your new friend grabs you by the hand and drags you to customs. Luckily the HoP still seems to be at his post. You flip and dance, and the HoP dances back.
You have acquired an ID with Staff Assistant access.
Horatio Jiggles [6]
You open the safety shutters and shut down the belt, and walk up to the hulk of a crusher. You inch closer still, close enough to feel the wind off of the whirring teeth, inches away from your face.
You gently run a finger between the rotating blades, caressing the smooth cylinder that holds them fast- you feel one of them lightly shave the hair off your arm.
This sure is the crusher you think.
Selladore Kaine [2] ... and others
You arrive at tool storage to find most of the good hacking tools are gone, but you do pull a Screwdriver and Wirecutter out of an otherwise pillaged toolbox. With that in hand, you turn your attention to your PDA, but you're interrupted by the arrival of-
Adrian Clarke [6] who looks like he has a bone to pick.
"Who's ass do I need to ticket to get some fresh bud in this hellscape?"
Before the botanist can reply, a third person is at the door-
it's Jack Jackson [2] and he's here to-
"HEY ADRIAN YOU'RE COOL CAN WE HANG OUT??"
. . .
. . .
c o n f r o n t a t i o n rerolls.
Selladore [6]
Adrian [2]
Jack [1]
Adrian moves to detain Selladore for not making good weed- what an abuse!
Selladore shoves Adrian to the ground and farts on him.
Selladore flips.
Jack reaches into his bag to grab something??
Adrian rolls away from Selladore and reaches for his flash. It's assault now.
Selladore disarms Adrian.
Selladore farts.
Selladore farts.
Jack implants Adrian. Adrian collapses.
. . .
What the fuck was that??
Selladore Kaine flees the scene.
Ada O'Hara [5]
You park your sub in the research dock and make your way back to tool storage.
Ada O'Hara says, [145.9] "Alrighty. My back is cracked and my ideas booklet is packed."
You're ready to rock and to roll.
Kickflip Brozinski [2]
You stuff the bong into your backpack and take up your radio.
Kickflip Brozinski says, [145.9] "Hey, quarterdudes, what's Josh got on offer?"
Silence.
Guess nobody's at the console, gonna have to barter with the AI.
say "; fuck" states [145.9] "Doesn't look like Josh is in right now, but i'll keep an eye on it."
Punch Monster [1]
You're pretty sure you heard someone IC-in-OOC about a c-saber, so you run off looking for that.
After a full lap of the hallway, you've come up empty. Damn.