Goonhub
10-16-2018, 03:45 PM
Turn 5
Wiggles Wigglesby [2]
You begin performing CPR on the detective but he stands up. He doesn't actually seem hurt, other than a bruise on the head, but he's staring forward aimlessly, a glazed-over look on his face. Looks like another defective detective, thanks NT.
(This player has disconnected)
You take off his hat anyway, but it's covered in vomit.
Disgusting hat acquired.
Jack Jackson [4]
You stash your razor and dip into cargo, finding a pair of unbelievably cool gloves lying exactly where you somehow expected them to be.
Outfit bonus acquired: Edgemaster
You continue to sec and give a tap on the window. Nothin personnel, copper... [3+1]
Adrian Clarke [6]
(vs Jack Jackson [3+1])
You check your guidebook bit by bit, and find you're not only fully equipped and loaded, but you're loaded to code. You are the finest in law-for-hire that NT can afford. You nab a donut and head to the front door to check on a visitor.
He asks you for a Sechud. Handbook says that's a bad idea, flash resistant staff assistants don't make for good corporate goons, snazzy as they may be. You resist the pressure.
Granadillo Graves [2] vs Vending Machine [1]
You're glad you only put 5 credits in, but you're still not giving them up.
You give the Vending Machine a stiff kick, and smash right through the glass! You grab the cigs you wanted, and a lighter, but boy is your leg cut up. The cigarette vendor can now be looted, rolling against a risk of injury.
You are bleeding.
Sam Eagle [5]
You shut the panel and check yourself for injuries. You have a very slight burn, which a passing doctor soothes without question. You chirp over the radio : [135.9] "Anyone need robot bits? I've got all the steel limb goodies!"
The AI [4] say "; fuck" states [135.9] "Might be a good idea to make a few machine translators, Also there's someone bleeding in the bar."
Selladore Kaine [1]
You try to infuse the remaining seeds, but it doesn't seem to work out, and they all wind up damaged.
Cutting your losses, you dispense a fresh batch of seeds (thank god for that vendor) and plant one of each.
UV lamps dragged into place, you wait for grass to grow and set your PDA to a satisfying "Boop".
It Boops immediately.
PDA Message from Rubber Johnson: Hey how's the bofa comin along, they drop any updog?
Ada O'Hara [N/A]
Your sub scoots to the catering bay and comes to a stop. You unload the Triple Citrus for Selladore, and return to your sub, ascending to the planet's surface for a long and needed vacation.
This character is on hiatus by request
Ella Oats [6]
You stare aghast as the Barman kicks his way into the cigarette machine, leaving blood, glass and smoke everywhere. He cheerily grabs a pack of smokes as if nothing happenned.
You question, "... Is this how all the crew treats the equipment?"
He only reaches in again to grab a lighter.
This is going to be your toughest assignment yet.
Leaving the bar, you peer though the adjacent window and see Selladore tending to seedlings in peace.
Kickflip Brozinski [3]
Snapping back to reality, you witness an absolutely revolting sight. The station detective, covered in vomit - a monkey dressed like a doctor giving him mouth-to-mouth, and finally running off with his hat. And that detective aint moving.
... time to mop this mess up?
the maintenance hall is clean.
You flip and stumble over the detective, knocking him out again. Good thing he's braindead.
Wiggles Wigglesby [2]
You begin performing CPR on the detective but he stands up. He doesn't actually seem hurt, other than a bruise on the head, but he's staring forward aimlessly, a glazed-over look on his face. Looks like another defective detective, thanks NT.
(This player has disconnected)
You take off his hat anyway, but it's covered in vomit.
Disgusting hat acquired.
Jack Jackson [4]
You stash your razor and dip into cargo, finding a pair of unbelievably cool gloves lying exactly where you somehow expected them to be.
Outfit bonus acquired: Edgemaster
You continue to sec and give a tap on the window. Nothin personnel, copper... [3+1]
Adrian Clarke [6]
(vs Jack Jackson [3+1])
You check your guidebook bit by bit, and find you're not only fully equipped and loaded, but you're loaded to code. You are the finest in law-for-hire that NT can afford. You nab a donut and head to the front door to check on a visitor.
He asks you for a Sechud. Handbook says that's a bad idea, flash resistant staff assistants don't make for good corporate goons, snazzy as they may be. You resist the pressure.
Granadillo Graves [2] vs Vending Machine [1]
You're glad you only put 5 credits in, but you're still not giving them up.
You give the Vending Machine a stiff kick, and smash right through the glass! You grab the cigs you wanted, and a lighter, but boy is your leg cut up. The cigarette vendor can now be looted, rolling against a risk of injury.
You are bleeding.
Sam Eagle [5]
You shut the panel and check yourself for injuries. You have a very slight burn, which a passing doctor soothes without question. You chirp over the radio : [135.9] "Anyone need robot bits? I've got all the steel limb goodies!"
The AI [4] say "; fuck" states [135.9] "Might be a good idea to make a few machine translators, Also there's someone bleeding in the bar."
Selladore Kaine [1]
You try to infuse the remaining seeds, but it doesn't seem to work out, and they all wind up damaged.
Cutting your losses, you dispense a fresh batch of seeds (thank god for that vendor) and plant one of each.
UV lamps dragged into place, you wait for grass to grow and set your PDA to a satisfying "Boop".
It Boops immediately.
PDA Message from Rubber Johnson: Hey how's the bofa comin along, they drop any updog?
Ada O'Hara [N/A]
Your sub scoots to the catering bay and comes to a stop. You unload the Triple Citrus for Selladore, and return to your sub, ascending to the planet's surface for a long and needed vacation.
This character is on hiatus by request
Ella Oats [6]
You stare aghast as the Barman kicks his way into the cigarette machine, leaving blood, glass and smoke everywhere. He cheerily grabs a pack of smokes as if nothing happenned.
You question, "... Is this how all the crew treats the equipment?"
He only reaches in again to grab a lighter.
This is going to be your toughest assignment yet.
Leaving the bar, you peer though the adjacent window and see Selladore tending to seedlings in peace.
Kickflip Brozinski [3]
Snapping back to reality, you witness an absolutely revolting sight. The station detective, covered in vomit - a monkey dressed like a doctor giving him mouth-to-mouth, and finally running off with his hat. And that detective aint moving.
... time to mop this mess up?
the maintenance hall is clean.
You flip and stumble over the detective, knocking him out again. Good thing he's braindead.