Sweet Loot

[Frank_Stein]

• Honker's Lament: A bike horn with a mournful, low bass tone. When honked, causes the clown to trip, wherever they are.
  
• Bling Blaster: Golden riot launcher that only accepts gold and gems as ammo. Damage is proportional to the value of the item
  
• Gorger's Girdle: A belt that prevents you from getting fat, grants you the improved matter eater mutation, prevents chemical absorbtion from digestion
  
• Earring of Echolocation: Let's you pick a person to track. While wearing, you hear pulsing beep that gets faster the closer you are to the target
  
• Coward's Clogs: Shoes that give you a short speed boost everytime you take damage
  
• Gambler's dice: Increases your chances of success for various actions
  
• Sinner's Shades: Sunglasses that grant you night vision for a short while after you've hurt someone while wearing them
  

Can you guys tell I've been playing a lot of roguelikes?