Overheard On The Station (And Elsewhere)

[Noah Buttes]

Uttered by me in the Discord channel today.

I too had an ss13 dream.
Only it was about me somehow making a functional patch using VB rather than DM and then getting banned by Wonk because it turns out I unknowingly plagiarized some book on coding that had some kind of chili pepper on the cover.
I was brought before an impromptu jury of identical, vaguely British men, who inexplicably decided to replace Wonk with me for some reason that I really can't remember. I do remember that the book was just floating nebulously in the air the whole time, though. After I replaced Wonk, my patch just implemented itself into the game on its own. The patch did absolutely nothing but for some reason, swarms of people started visiting the server. They were all talking and I could somehow hear their text. Like, not the actual words being spoken, the text. Somehow I could hear the text itself, like some kind of bizarre mental word color thing. At that point, the dream just kind of broke down into a bunch of bizarre, vaguely spaceman themed sensory hallucinations centered around the game text.
The only other thing I distinctly remember is smelling a fart with my eyes when someone emoted it or something