Overheard On The Station (And Elsewhere)

[Firebarrage]

The worst part of this isnt the "who is captain" bit. Its the fact that law 5 says law 5 doesnt exist.
So therefore law 5 doesnt exist.
Which means that law 5 does exist
Which means law 5 doesnt exist.

At this point I guess its up to the player how to deal with a paradox, but I'd probably scream bloody murder and start acting as insane as I could.