Overheard On The Station (And Elsewhere)

[CaptainBravo]

Datt Mamon [145.9] says, "BORRRIS REPORT TO CARGO NOW"
Vaughn Moon stammers, "bbooiis"
Boris Bubbleton says, "Oh yooo rets"
Datt Mamon says, "oh there you are"
Vaughn Moon stammers, "ii''mm sssooorrrrrry,, iii waanneedd tto aa"
Boris Bubbleton says, "Yooore-a zee ones weet zee freeggeen sheeelds innit"
Unknown throws the cream pie.
The cream pie splats in Boris Bubbleton's face!
The space lovebird cackles!
Vaughn Moon stammers, "GGOTTCCHHAA"
Boris Bubbleton asks, "Oh yooo deednt?"
Boris Bubbleton says, "Yooo deed"
Datt Mamon says, "cargo for life"
The space macaw clicks its beak!
Boris Bubbleton says, "Yooo foockeeng throo e peee-a een my fece"
You have added the bike horn to the backpack.
Boris Bubbleton exclaims, "Yooo ere-a gonne get eet!"
Boris Bubbleton says, "Yooore-a on report! like"
Vaughn Moon stammers, "hheehh"
Boris Bubbleton says, "Oh my leddo, yooo ere-a een so mooch troooble-a. Yooor cereer ees over! mate"
Datt Mamon says, "got eeem"
Vaughn Moon says, "owned"
Datt Mamon says, "what a dumby"
The space lovebird cackles!
Unknown and Datt Mamon's opposite magnetic fields cause a minor magnetic blowout!
Datt Mamon has been hit by the cleanbot