Realistic Hanging!

[Cirrial]

I suggest we increase the brutality of this suicide. This is how I'd go about this. (Obviously I know very little about modding and creating content for goon so pipe up if you think what I'm asking for is a little bit too much for a suicide)

Okay!

1. Have the option to jump off of the chair, snapping our necks on the way down making for a much faster suicide.

Sure, whatever, not much different from putting your head under a chair and stomping on it over and over again.

2. Once hung by the neck, the body should slowly spin around ominously, every few seconds just turn in a direction to recreate hanging from the rope.

Alright, that's getting kind of unsettling, like an awkward silence after a badly executed joke. There's situations where I guess that'd be more, well, I wouldn't say funny. Morbid atmosphere, perhaps.

3. People shouldnt be able to just throw you on the floor, your necks attached to a rope ! To remove a hung body, you should have to cut the cable with something sharp.

I mean, alright, people already walk by dead bodies enough as it is, adding a barrier to letting people just waltz off with it seems counter intuitive, but whatever.

4. Puddle of piss on the floor, pretty self explanatory as very factual.

Oh.

Yeah this is factual but it's not funny and is kind of gross and a fucked up detail to emulate.

5. Visible cable/rope coming up from the neck?

I mean I guess there's possibility for spriting that but where the fuck is it tethered to

6. I suppose an option to suffocate without jumping and snapping your neck should be included, although all that happens now is you gasp and gasp and gasp until dead, there should be some serious thrashing around!! You're dying after all and perhaps are having second thoughts! Hanging someone is supposed to be incredibly distressing, not quiet and unnoticed.

jesus man this is a game where you can just hold your breath to die, this is an unwarranted amount of detail for a suicide

7. Chair should be kicked over onto the floor when hung/jumped off so it doesnt look like im just standing on it

you're gonna look like you're standing on it regardless i mean

(secret number 8. LET US HANG OTHER PEOPLE! DEATH TO THE TRAITORS AND BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!)

yeah making other people writhe around dying painfully is a super cool idea and not at all a little fucked up

Thanks everyone, post your ideas and tell me how morbid I am.

I think I need to go to the hospital for all these cuts I got from how edgy this idea is.