Overheard On The Station (And Elsewhere)

[Grifflez]

"Thet's heem Uffffecer!" in which I convince a security officer I'm Throrvardr and Throrvardr is me.
Bold text Throrvardr: Me
Underlined Thorvardr: The real Throvardr
Other Throrvardr: helpless, confused security officer.
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Unknown (as Throrvardr Finvardrardson) exclaims, "Uffffeecer!"
You have added Dexter Grifflez's ID Card (Medical Doctor) to the box.
Unknown (as Throrvardr Finvardrardson) exclaims, "Errest Dexter!"
Unknown (as Throrvardr Finvardrardson) points to Throrvardr Finvardrardson.
Throrvardr Finvardrardson exclaims, "Uffffeecer!"
Throrvardr Finvardrardson (as Anthony Garneys) says, "..."
Unknown (as Throrvardr Finvardrardson) exclaims, "Errest heem!"
Throrvardr Finvardrardson exclaims, "Errest Dexter!"
Throrvardr Finvardrardson (as Anthony Garneys) says, "this is confusing"
Throrvardr Finvardrardson exclaims, "Errest heem!"
Unknown (as Throrvardr Finvardrardson) exclaims, "EEt's heem!"
Throrvardr Finvardrardson points to Unknown (as Throrvardr Finvardrardson).
Unknown (as Throrvardr Finvardrardson) points to Throrvardr Finvardrardson.
Unknown (as Throrvardr Finvardrardson) points to Throrvardr Finvardrardson.
Unknown (as Throrvardr Finvardrardson) screams! 
Throrvardr Finvardrardson exclaims, "Nu heem!"
Throrvardr Finvardrardson points to Unknown (as Throrvardr Finvardrardson).
Unknown (as Throrvardr Finvardrardson) exclaims, "Nu heem!"
Throrvardr Finvardrardson (as Anthony Garneys) says, "STOP"
Throrvardr Finvardrardson (as Anthony Garneys) blows the whistle!
Throrvardr Finvardrardson exclaims, "Nu heem!"
Unknown(as Throrvardr Finvardrardson) points to Throrvardr Finvardrardson.
Throrvardr Finvardrardson points to Unknown (as Throrvardr Finvardrardson).
Throrvardr Finvardrardson points to Unknown (as Throrvardr Finvardrardson).
Throrvardr Finvardrardson (as Anthony Garneys) blows the whistle!
Unknown (as Throrvardr Finvardrardson) exclaims, "Nu thet ees Dexter!"
Throrvardr Finvardrardson (as Anthony Garneys) blinds Unknown (as Throrvardr Finvardrardson) with the flash!
Unknown (as Throrvardr Finvardrardson) exclaims, "Nu! Bork Bork Bork!"
Throrvardr Finvardrardson exclaims, "Nu thet ees Dexter!"
Unknown (as Throrvardr Finvardrardson) exclaims, "See!"
Throrvardr Finvardrardson farts. It smells like Soylent Surprise!
Throrvardr Finvardrardson farts in Unknown (as Throrvardr Finvardrardson)'s face!
Throrvardr Finvardrardson (as Anthony Garneys) says, "Both of you"
Throrvardr Finvardrardson does the twist, like they did last summer.
Throrvardr Finvardrardson (as Anthony Garneys) blows the whistle!
Throrvardr Finvardrardson (as Anthony Garneys) has added the whistle to the backpack!
Unknown (as Throrvardr Finvardrardson) points to Throrvardr Finvardrardson.
Throrvardr Finvardrardson says, "I can't believe that worked."