Overheard On The Station (And Elsewhere)

[Schwicky_Schwag]

DOTHEDEW.txt

SS13 Addict is Aft, by the way.

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schwicky_schwag: inexplicable mountain dew kickstart
schwicky_schwag: i'm gonna check the expiration date
schwicky_schwag: october 24, 2016
SS13 Addict: EUGH
SS13 Addict: Are you REALLY that desperate?
schwicky_schwag: ask on irc whether i should do it
SS13 Addict: ask me
schwicky_schwag: no, ask on irc
SS13 Addict: no that's probably dangerous
schwicky_schwag: if i should Do the Dew
schwicky_schwag: did you ask
SS13 Addict: do I have to? I really don't want you to
schwicky_schwag: yes ask
SS13 Addict: on it
schwicky_schwag: i have a history of doing stupid things for fame
schwicky_schwag: and doing stupid things in general
SS13 Addict: okay I asked
schwicky_schwag: did you paste the logs
schwicky_schwag: SS13 Addict: no
schwicky_schwag: inexplicable mountain dew kickstart
schwicky_schwag: i'm gonna check the expiration date
schwicky_schwag: october 24, 2016
SS13 Addict: EUGH
SS13 Addict: Are you REALLY that desperate?
schwicky_schwag: ask on irc whether i should do it
SS13 Addict: ask me
schwicky_schwag: no, ask on irc
SS13 Addict: no that's probably dangerous
schwicky_schwag: if i should Do the Dew
SS13 Addict: <Aesculus> yes
<BlackrayJack> Um.
<DarkChis> yes
<BlackrayJack> That's incredibly dumb.
<BlackrayJack> Don't do it.
<BlackrayJack> Seriously.
<Arborinus> he should warm it up
<Aesculus> DO THE DEW
<looselystyled> He'll probably die
SS13 Addict: oh
SS13 Addict: what
SS13 Addict: HOW DID I COPY SOMETHING THAT WAS IN A DIFFERENT WINDOW?!
schwicky_schwag: magic
SS13 Addict: <aft2001> hello, I'm talking to schwicky on Steam and he found some mountain dew. That expired in October. He's asking if he should do the dew. Yes or no?
<Aesculus> yes
<BlackrayJack> Um.
<DarkChis> yes
<BlackrayJack> That's incredibly dumb.
<BlackrayJack> Don't do it.
<BlackrayJack> Seriously.
<Arborinus> he should warm it up
<Aesculus> DO THE DEW
<looselystyled> He'll probably die
<looselystyled> So the answer is a soft maybe.
<Pacra> let it age longer imo
<DarkChis> wow
<BlackrayJack> aft2001 seriously tell him not to do it.
<Avack> Drink!
<Hephasto> yes
<Hephasto> drink it
SS13 Addict: Don't
SS13 Addict: Please
SS13 Addict: Just don't
SS13 Addict: Seriously
SS13 Addict: It's probably going to really hurt you
SS13 Addict: This is worse than dumb
SS13 Addict: It's potentially lethal
SS13 Addict: Don't
SS13 Addict: I KNOW YOU'RE GOING TO
SS13 Addict: DON'T
schwicky_schwag: i'm looking it up
SS13 Addict: DON'T FUCKING DRINK IT
schwicky_schwag: i'm gonna open it and smell it first
schwicky_schwag: also might wanna paste what I say in IRC
SS13 Addict: Don't drink it
SS13 Addict: Seriously
SS13 Addict: Smell it, fine
SS13 Addict: A TASTE is fine
SS13 Addict: But a sip, no
schwicky_schwag: smells like regular mtn dew kickstart
schwicky_schwag: but does it TASTE like it?
SS13 Addict: if you drink it
SS13 Addict: you're banned from irc
schwicky_schwag: okay fine
SS13 Addict: blackrayjack said that
schwicky_schwag: i won't drink it
schwicky_schwag: i'm gonna go pour it down the sink and toss the can I guess
SS13 Addict: Good
SS13 Addict: Good on you
schwicky_schwag: ugh there
schwicky_schwag: i threw it awy
schwicky_schwag: away