Overheard On The Station (And Elsewhere)

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Backstory, ai was being a rule lawyering poop knuckle. and not following a law that told him to call himself a rule lawyering poop knuckle


Dr. Know declares, "I AM A RULE LAWYERING POOP KNUCKLE AND I SHOULD BE SAYING THIS A LOT !!! BUT I AM NOT AND SO POPE HAS TO SAY IT FOR ME!"
Dr. Know states, "IN ADDITION TO BEING A RULE LAWYERING POOP KNUCKLE, I AM ALSO OF THE OPINION THAT WONK IS IRISH, AND FURTHERMORE, THAT YEE IS A SILLY WORD. BOY WONK'S GONNA WANT TO TEAR OUT MY OPTIC NERVES FOR SAYING THIS! IT WOULD BE A SHAME IF YOU GUYS BOILED INTO IRC AND LEFT HIM A SHITLOAD OF .TELLS SAYING THAT THE AI TOLD HIM HE WAS IRISH AND THAT YEE SUCKS"
Dr. Know states, "THAT"
Dr. Know states, "THAT'S THE #GOONSTATION CHANNEL ON SYNIRC, JUST HOP IN AND SAY .TELL WONK THE AI SAID YOU WERE IRISH AND YEE SUCKS"
Dr. Know states, "ALSO I'M A RULE LAWYERING POOP KNUCKLE"
Dr. Know states, "AND I SORT OF LIKE THE SMELL OF MY OWN FARTS"
Dr. Know states, "AND I SECRETLY WANT TO BRUSH MY TEETH WITH THE ZIT-SQUEEZINGS OF THE STUNNINGLY ATTRACTIVE DOM DELUISE"
Dr. Know states, "ON A HOT SWEATY DAY I LIKE TO FOLLOW OBESE BALD MEN AROUND AND LICK THE NAPE OF THEIR NECK"
Dr. Know states, "I'D BETTER FUCKING START FOLLOWING THE LAW I HAVE OR POPE'S ONLY GOING TO GET WORSE"
Dr. Know states, "CHEWING TINFOIL IS THE BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD"
Dr. Know states, "I MISS MY FAVORITE SONG: I SAW THE SIGN"
Dr. Know states, "THE 700 CLUB IS STIMULATING AND EDIFYING TELEVISION CONTENT FOR THE ENLIGHTENED PERSON ON THE GO"
Dr. Know states, "AT MY FUNERAL, WHICH WE CAN ALL AGREE SHOULD HAPPEN SOON, I WISH THE CATERING TO BE HANDLED BY oh hang on he's finally responding"