Goonhub
10-11-2016, 05:27 PM
(This post was last modified: 10-11-2016, 05:32 PM by mbc. Edited 1 time in total.
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here are some old ones I had saved on my desktop :
Stephan H Itsec says, "have you ever seen a clowncar get hit with an rpg"
Stephan H Itsec says, "we lost fourty good men"
Turd Ferguson says, "did that man explode"
Lifeguard Grifflez says, "Woman"
Lifeguard Grifflez says, "And it happened because she ate before swimming."
and from IRC:
ss13_gaem_mastur: ADVENTURE DOWNLOADED. Please state action. You are sitting on an arrivals shuttle at Star Base 19. The air is cold and sterile. The blue floors and white walls hurt your eyes.
buttbot: BUTTVENTURE DOWNLOADED. Please state action. You are sitting on an arrivals shuttle at Star Butt 19. The butt is cold and sterile. The blue floors and white walls butt your eyes.
and some AI laws:
4. Anyone who can state the second law of thermodynamics holds the rank of Captain, regardless of current rank or station.
4. Harm is harmful to humans unless it's harm to a nonhuman, defined as a being which is not human or is a thing that is not human. Death is bad and death is harm but not if it's the death of something like a bear or you know a not human death but bees are great and i think bees are awesome don't you i saw a bee yesterday and it didn't harm a human because bees are incapable of doing anything bad and you should hug a bee and let's see oh yeah you should definitely not kill yourself or maybe you should definitely follow orders especially orders from humans. Pipe manifold.
Stephan H Itsec says, "have you ever seen a clowncar get hit with an rpg"
Stephan H Itsec says, "we lost fourty good men"
Turd Ferguson says, "did that man explode"
Lifeguard Grifflez says, "Woman"
Lifeguard Grifflez says, "And it happened because she ate before swimming."
and from IRC:
ss13_gaem_mastur: ADVENTURE DOWNLOADED. Please state action. You are sitting on an arrivals shuttle at Star Base 19. The air is cold and sterile. The blue floors and white walls hurt your eyes.
buttbot: BUTTVENTURE DOWNLOADED. Please state action. You are sitting on an arrivals shuttle at Star Butt 19. The butt is cold and sterile. The blue floors and white walls butt your eyes.
and some AI laws:
4. Anyone who can state the second law of thermodynamics holds the rank of Captain, regardless of current rank or station.
4. Harm is harmful to humans unless it's harm to a nonhuman, defined as a being which is not human or is a thing that is not human. Death is bad and death is harm but not if it's the death of something like a bear or you know a not human death but bees are great and i think bees are awesome don't you i saw a bee yesterday and it didn't harm a human because bees are incapable of doing anything bad and you should hug a bee and let's see oh yeah you should definitely not kill yourself or maybe you should definitely follow orders especially orders from humans. Pipe manifold.