Overheard On The Station (And Elsewhere)

[APARTHEID]

Joe Ewing drop kicks the the magic 8 ball, but it barely moves!

The magic 8 ball shows That was a mistake.

Joe Ewing is crushed into a bloody ball by an unseen force, and vanishes into nothingness!

John Johnson screams!

John Johnson exclaims, "BRING HIM BACK, YOU EVIL NOVELTY FORTUNE TELLING BALL!"

John Johnson [144.2] exclaims, "BRING HIM BACK, YOU EVIL NOVELTY FORTUNE TELLING BALL!"

The magic 8 ball shows My reply is no.

John Johnson screams!