Gannets' Sprite Zone

[Nnystyxx]

Buy guns. Trap the bar patrons. Make them duel to the death for the right to leave, officiated by your count (and a threat to throw glasses of phlogiston on whoever breaks rank).

Force the clown to play the piano.

EDIT: Probably don't do this without a vest or armor, lest your captives literally immediately turn on you and shoot your ass up.
But then, the unpredictability is part of the fun.