Overheard On The Station (And Elsewhere)

[A4Brogan]

Greg Kleiner [145.9] says, "Someone get to Telescience and bring us back"
Edwin Braun [145.9] says, "Telescience has no power"
Edwin Braun [145.9] says, "You're fucked mate"
You feel a dull headache.
Greg Kleiner [145.9] says, "WELP TIME TO OD ON ROBUSTEEZ"

Half a minute later...

Greg Kleiner [145.9] says, "They tried to take me to rehab and I said HRRRRNNGGLBLBLBLBL"