The Big Ol' Shuttle Thread*

[Nnystyxx]

Maybe the station should start with enough money to buy the regular shuttle by default, so that the hoboshuttle ends up being the result of hilarious embezzlement shenanigans.

All the money is funneled into Genetics/the Captain's gambling problem/betting on crab fights and so the crew has to make it home with the shitty hobo shuttle that has basically a pendulum instead of a navigation system

There should be a 50/50 chance they actually make it to centcomm or land somewhere else entirely, and then a smaller chance they just straight up explode shortly after they get there (so it doesn't interfere with objectives)