Overheard On The Station (And Elsewhere)

[Arborinus]

Hoh the monkey, nicknamed "Hoh shit"
You have analyzed Hoh's vitals.

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Analyzing Results for Hoh:
  Overall Status: DEAD
  Damage Specifics: 0 - 0 - 0 - 5328
  Key: Suffocation/Toxin/Burns/Brute
Body Temperature: 20.0001°C (68.0002°F)
Blood level: NORMAL
Subject is braindead.

My Nerd Crusher device has blown this previous post out of the water. Further testing must be done.