Overheard On The Station (And Elsewhere)

[Noah Buttes]

I captured the previous radio presenter, Hermes Derpmigistus, as a traitor, cuffed him to a chair and forced him to be Christopher walken via a voice changer, the results are below:



Sundance Feely [img]data:image/png;base64,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[/img][145.9] asks, ".. And here's a very special guest! how do you feel christopher walken?"
Christopher Walken [img]data:image/png;base64,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[/img][145.9] says, "salutations"
Christopher Walken [img]data:image/png;base64,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[/img][145.9] says, "you are a messed up man"
Christopher Walken [img]data:image/png;base64,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[/img][145.9] says, "a psychopath"
Sundance Feely [img]data:image/png;base64,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[/img][145.9] says, "enough about me"
Sundance Feely [img]data:image/png;base64,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[/img][145.9] says, "more about you! You are the star of the show"
Chester Deadman [img]data:image/png;base64,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[/img] [145.9] says, "I have reason to believe you are either clinically insane or an alien"
Christopher Walken [img]data:image/png;base64,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[/img] [145.9] says, "i will not play your sick game, monster"

Christopher Walken attempts to remove the handcuffs!
Sundance Feely [img]data:image/png;base64,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[/img] [145.9] says, "christipher walken, i absolutely loved your recent film"
Sundance Feely  [img]data:image/png;base64,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[/img][145.9] says, "please tell me about your show"
Christopher Walken [img]data:image/png;base64,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[/img][145.9] says, "help me chester"
Sundance Feely [img]data:image/png;base64,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[/img][145.9] says, "christipher walken is having a moment.. we'll be right back"

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jesus christ the formatting why

I uh, think you broke something

Oh, the images show up fine in the preview, but then they get absolutely BUTCHERED in the post itself.