Goonhub
"Escaped Convict"
"Your security status is set to arrest!"
"Futsie"
"You hallucinate all sorts of crazy shit"
"Oxygenarian"
"Food will never heal you"
"ButtHead"
"You will spawn wearing a butt on your head!"
"sdrawkcab"
"!dnuora yaw rehto eht skniht niarb ruoY"
"Auto-brewery syndrome"
"Your stomach automatically converts food into alcohol!"
"Wage Slave"
"Your paycheck is practically useless"
"Ham-handed"
"You build things slower!"
"Weak willed"
"Addictions wont play nice with you"
"Musician"
"You start with a musical instrument as a trinket!"
"Cyberdrug Enthusiast"
"You start with a bottle of ??? pills in your backpack!"
"Fortune"
"You start with a paper containing your fortune in your backpack!"
"Pubbie Tears"
"You will scream and yell when someone hurts you!"
DAMN YOU HANSON! Allways one step ahead of me!!
"Your security status is set to arrest!"
"Futsie"
"You hallucinate all sorts of crazy shit"
"Oxygenarian"
"Food will never heal you"
"ButtHead"
"You will spawn wearing a butt on your head!"
"sdrawkcab"
"!dnuora yaw rehto eht skniht niarb ruoY"
"Auto-brewery syndrome"
"Your stomach automatically converts food into alcohol!"
"Wage Slave"
"Your paycheck is practically useless"
"Ham-handed"
"You build things slower!"
"Weak willed"
"Addictions wont play nice with you"
"Musician"
"You start with a musical instrument as a trinket!"
"Cyberdrug Enthusiast"
"You start with a bottle of ??? pills in your backpack!"
"Fortune"
"You start with a paper containing your fortune in your backpack!"
"Pubbie Tears"
"You will scream and yell when someone hurts you!"
DAMN YOU HANSON! Allways one step ahead of me!!