Overheard On The Station (And Elsewhere)

[atamusvaleo]

In today's edition of 'no one listens to the radio, ever', the following occurred over the course of ten minutes or so.

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Sundance Feely [145.9] says, "maurio call the port-a-sci"

Stan Beezlebub [145.9] exclaims, "I don't have a copy of the remote!"

Christopher Odd [145.9] says, "Someone Send him the Tele-sci File with the PDA"

Sundance Feely [145.9] exclaims, "it's on the RD's!"

Sundance Feely [145.9] asks, "is the remote lost?"

Christopher Odd [145.9] says, "My gosh this is taking TOOO MUCH TIME"

Wizmans revenge. [145.9] says, "Doesnt matter if its lost"

Wizmans revenge. [145.9] says, "the rd gottah ve"

Wizmans revenge. [145.9] says, "Nvm"

Christopher Odd [145.9] exclaims, "Just use your PDA!"

Wizmans revenge. [145.9] says, "There is no rd"

Wizmans revenge. [145.9] says, "as i remember"

Stan Beezlebub [145.9] says, "RD died"

Cody Rose [145.9] says, "Explains it"

Stan Beezlebub [145.9] says, "And the wizard sent his body away"

Wizmans revenge. [145.9] says, "Im going to kill who ever destroyed this console"

Stan Beezlebub [145.9] says, "The remote is missing... someone at the biodome had it"

Stan Beezlebub [145.9] asks, "Cody?"

Rafael Durnstine [145.9] says, "use your PDA files to get it"

Cody Rose [145.9] asks, "?"

Stan Beezlebub [145.9] asks, "Didn't you have the remote?"

Sundance Feely [145.9] says, "alright who is a scientist"

Cody Rose [145.9] says, "The remote, not the app"

Stan Beezlebub [145.9] exclaims, "THEN USE THE REMOTE!"

Sundance Feely [145.9] asks, "Urist Tannhauser ?"

Sundance Feely [145.9] says, "Kai Linton"

Stan Beezlebub [145.9] says, "Get copies made at mechanic's lab"

Norm Bawx [145.9] asks, "what was that?"

Stan Beezlebub [145.9] asks, "Where are you?"

Sundance Feely [145.9] says, "jee i dunno stan. The friggin void"

Stan Beezlebub [145.9] says, "No sundance, I was asking Cody"

Jordan Lawson [145.9] says, "Oh god what"

Stan Beezlebub [145.9] says, "e has the remote"

Stan Beezlebub [145.9] says, "For the Portasci"

Stan Beezlebub [145.9] exclaims, "CODY!"

Cody Rose [145.9] says, "WHAT"

Stan Beezlebub [145.9] exclaims, "RESPOND TO ME!"

Stan Beezlebub [145.9] exclaims, "WHERE ARE YOU WITH THE REMOTE!"

Cody Rose [145.9] says, "I DO NOT HAVE THE PDA APP"

Cody Rose [145.9] says, "I AM AT THE ALCHEMY CIRCLE"

Stan Beezlebub [145.9] exclaims, "YOU HAVE THE REMOTE!"

Cody Rose [145.9] says, "IN BIODOME"

Stan Beezlebub [145.9] says, "DOOFUS"

Stan Beezlebub [145.9] says, "WE NEED IT"

Stan Beezlebub [145.9] says, "WHY DON"T YOU PAY ATTENTION TO COMMS"

Cody Rose [145.9] says, "WE HAVE AN RD, HE HAS THE PDA APP"

Stan Beezlebub [145.9] exclaims, "GET BACK TO THE TELEPORTER!"

Stan Beezlebub [145.9] says, "OR SEND THE REMOTE BACK IN THE LOCKET"

Stan Beezlebub [145.9] says, "LOCKER"

Rafael Durnstine [145.9] says, "stan"

Stan Beezlebub [145.9] asks, "Yes?"

Reginald B Farting [145.9] says, "ffoockeeng eeun stun geebbs ees redeeuecteefe"

Rafael Durnstine [145.9] says, "nevermind"

Reginald B Farting [145.9] says, "get uffff zee shoottle"

Stan Beezlebub [145.9] says, "Sorry it's the only way he seems to hear me"

Stan Beezlebub [145.9] says, "When I scream"

Stan Beezlebub [145.9] exclaims, "CODY!"

Stan Beezlebub [145.9] exclaims, "CODY!"

Stan Beezlebub [145.9] exclaims, "COME BACK IWTH THE REMOTE!"

Stan Beezlebub [145.9] exclaims, "QUIOCKLY!"

Stan Beezlebub [145.9] exclaims, "SUNDANCE!"

Stan Beezlebub [145.9] exclaims, "CHRISTOPHER!"

Rafael Durnstine [145.9] asks, "what happened to him!?"

Sundance Feely [145.9] asks, "yes?"

Stan Beezlebub [145.9] exclaims, "I'M SORRY!"

Rafael Durnstine [145.9] says, "oh"

Stan Beezlebub [145.9] says, "COdy is a turd"

Sundance Feely [145.9] says, "you jerks"

Stan Beezlebub [145.9] says, "He has the only remote"

Stan Beezlebub [145.9] says, "and won't respond"

Cyborg Theta-63 [145.9] states, "GOODBYE TELESCIENCE NERDS"

Cody Rose [145.9] says, "No, the RD has a fucking PDA app"

Simon Belmont [145.9] says, "I really wish the shuttle engines could be sabotaged"

Cyborg Theta-63 [145.9] states, "HONK HONK"

There was a lot more to this discussion where someone named Cody had the remote and refused to hand it over to anyone so that the team in the void could be rescued. People then started yelling for me to call the port-a-sci despite my repeating that I didn't have the remote. I ended up just jumping into the void with them.