Overheard On The Station (And Elsewhere)

[Roomba]

In today's edition of 'no one ever pays attention to the radio':


Judas Iscariot [145.9] says, "GUNS GET YOUR GUNS"

Rick Rawson says, "It's only speculation"

Rick Rawson says, "but it is a crime"

Rick Rawson says, "at the mechanics lab"

Judas Iscariot [145.9] says, "COME TO QM FOR GUNS"

Albert Hofmann asks, "Yes, was it an assault?"

Albert Hofmann says, "This is very urgent."

Rick Rawson says, "I was looking for some supplies when I found blueprints made by the reverse engineering fabricator"

Judas Iscariot [145.9] says, "qm is now a gun shop everybody"

Rick Rawson says, "one of those blueprints was alaser rifle"

Rick Rawson says, "and one had been made"

Albert Hofmann says, "Christ on a cracker."

Rick Rawson says, "so the mechanic could have a laser rifle right now"

Rick Rawson says, "Or supplied it tsomeone else"

Judas Iscariot [145.9] exclaims, "PHASERS SHOTGUNS LASER RIFLES!!!!!!!"